Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Feeling goofy, I thought it’d be funny to try to reenact that horrible sex scene from the movie Showgirls. I threw my body back, but completely lost my balance and smashed my head on the headboard. I ended up with a bad concussion and a huge hospital bill. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I attempted to have amazing birthday sex with my boyfriend in his dorm room. Everything was going great until we tried switching positions. I hit my head so hard on the bunk above his bed that I gave myself a concussion, and blacked out. Needless to say, the moment was ruined. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend crashed his car while I was giving him road head. FML
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False_Stupidity 42
Just explain that you were extra... horny! Also, you must be a real knockout, or your boyfriend is anyhow...
nikkipettyfer 24
I'm sure you'll laugh about it later, OP!
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Comments (88)
BBeffedmylife 28
At least it didn't end with a McDonald's bag..
lazyslumber 18
The back seat is a better bet
CaliCassanova 14
First comment was inspired by god! Holy writings!! Hahahah
Bazinga90 12
It's happened to the best of us, ok well maybe not that, but car sex can be awkward. Lol.
emilyg2014 14
Is it so hard to at least slide over to the passenger side? The back? Goodness. Have fun explaining that to a doctor. XD
GunSlinger69 19
Aw bad luck, but hopefully you feel better soon. And hey, in 10 years time this will be a great story to tell your kids!
ToxicMoo33 18
I laughed so hard oh my god
drangler 2
You gotta use the passenger seat or get a jeep and do it in the back haha
devi_916 39
That's happened to me and I know how much it sucks. FYL OP.
chelse_elyce 11
I feel your pain lmao
pizzafrommars 14
But that ass tho.