Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting ready for my first date with a boy I really like when my dad insisted on meeting him. My dad is super protective and a cop. He cleaned his gun in front of my date and made it clear he had to be careful with me. My date started to cry when we got to the car. FML
Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML
Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML
Today, I went on my very first date. We went out to eat dinner and everything went great! Afterwards, I went to drop him back off at his house. I backed out of his driveway and got stuck in a ditch. His dad had to come out and tow me out. So that's how I met my boyfriend's parents. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML
Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I was anxiously waiting for the guy I had a crush on to pick me up for our first date. He shows up with his son, whom I never knew about, and takes us to Chuck E. Cheese. FML
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staciieee_x3 0
Your dad sounds like a real charmer.
emo_devon 11
wow....I just hate how overprotective parents can be sometimes...it's so damn annoying >_< they get so unrealistic about things.
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Comments (94)
FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0
ydi for living in Utah, let me guess, your dads Mormon? maybe you should move out so your dad doesn't scare away future dates
JayColt 0
24 REDHEAD RUN
BallinJ 0
did he pull out a shotgun and tell him to get off his lawn?
noora619 0
lol my dad would do the same thing !
ReconX 2
I can see why.. blahhh
chipper_1112 0
that sucks
chipper_1112 0
that sucks
buzZKillian 1
tell your dad he's a creepy possessive ****, and that your his daughter, not his wife. then kick your dog and say "look what you made me doooooooo!!!!"
Trollz4daLULZ 2
WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME DO THIS?!@?!!!!!Ewrfvbehbk.,m.dvzXc
emo_devon 11
wow....I just hate how overprotective parents can be sometimes...it's so damn annoying >_< they get so unrealistic about things.
DearLar 0
#5 , he's just over protective I think.
PeachySweetS 0
Not a big deal. Possibly after that guy was done with you he was going to get started with Stacey, and then, perhaps, finish the night with a bit of Ashley. Your dad might have sensed this and decided to ignore your wish for a date with this young man. Be grateful. But, if you're really still mad about the whole situation: Do to your dad what the boys in 'Lord of the Flies' did to the pig. Kill your dad, Cut his throat, Bash him in. - Just helping the human race, one human at a time. ~*~ PeachySweetS
Geiko_fml 0
Now see, that's one hell of a great way to throw a party.
onnielief 4
What dod you expect? Your from Utah, the state that didn't want to join the Union because they would have to give up polygamy. Maybe you should have prepared bwtter.
JayColt 0
Peach Cobbler
_Ama_Lia_V_ 0
Oh Hell No! I Would Murder Him!!! If That Ever Happened To Me I Would Get On The Phone, Call My Date, And Say My Dad Is A Lying ****. (And Yeah, I Know Thats A Girls Word) >:Σ