Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting ready for my first date with a boy I really like when my dad insisted on meeting him. My dad is super protective and a cop. He cleaned his gun in front of my date and made it clear he had to be careful with me. My date started to cry when we got to the car. FML
Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML
Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML
Today, I went on my very first date. We went out to eat dinner and everything went great! Afterwards, I went to drop him back off at his house. I backed out of his driveway and got stuck in a ditch. His dad had to come out and tow me out. So that's how I met my boyfriend's parents. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML
Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I was anxiously waiting for the guy I had a crush on to pick me up for our first date. He shows up with his son, whom I never knew about, and takes us to Chuck E. Cheese. FML
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staciieee_x3 0
Your dad sounds like a real charmer.
emo_devon 11
wow....I just hate how overprotective parents can be sometimes...it's so damn annoying >_< they get so unrealistic about things.
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Comments (94)
JackedUpOnMtnDew 0
Oh Im sorry OP! I really hope my dad doesnt read this.. it might give him idea's. My dad would do that toooo tho. That sucks. FYL
amb_787 0
thats something my dad would do. haha FYL
Trixies100 0
hahaha that's just like my dad
benladinsuxxs 0
isn't this how strippers are made? fathers with boundry issues?
Trollz4daLULZ 2
*boundary
Bludmagnus 13
overprotective my ass. That dad obviously has a control freak issue, and she has every right to humiliate him in public for what he did. Parents like that are what make kids grow up and never want to talk to them again.
Garyvillines 0
lol this is why I'm glad we had a son lol it's like that "still cleaning this gun" song
corticalchaos 0
sounds like your dad wants to be your first date. wincest
Rainbow_dumpster 28
You're sick.
AsianTurtle 0
YDI For Having A Dad
Anemited 0
Maybe he saw with his expirience that he looks like a junkie.
irmike 0
tell ur pops that u ain't a little kid no more and he should back off