Today, I have been getting calls from a weird kid from my school asking for nudes. I asked how he got my number, then found out that my friends put my number on a pole at school that says, "Call Wendy for a good time, she has nice tits." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend made a fake account on Facebook, pretending to be a girl, and posted my phone number on a sexting group. I've been getting calls and text messages from horny weirdos all day long. FML
Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
Today, I woke up to 70 new text messages and 100 calls, all from numbers I didn't know. The night before I got into a heated argument with my old best friend about who was prettier. She got mad and posted my number on Craigslist as a prostitute. Apparently I won. FML
Today, my mother got a call from our old high school saying that they had fifteen freshmen boys in his office with a nude photo of me on their phones. I had sent that photo only to my boyfriend. Apparently he loves to share me. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. I have been getting explicit texts and phone calls so I just joking said to my friend, "I think someone wrote my number on a bathroom stall." At which point he said, "Sorry, I didn't think people really called those numbers." FML
Today, I got an email from a guy to whom I sold my old phone to over eBay. Turns out I forgot to delete the nude photos of myself and my boyfriend that I had stored up. His email asked me for "any PIN numbers needed to use the phone, and oh by the way, nice tits." FML
Today, a woman evidently posted on a chat website asking for any young men to send pictures of their junk to her cell phone. Over 60 messages were sent, mostly by underage boys, most of them including the picture. Only problem. The number posted wasn't hers... It was mine. I'm a 21 year old guy. FML
Today, I got a call from a restricted number. When I answered, it was a prank call. The kids on the other end had porn on high volume and put the phone next to the speaker. Way to remind me that I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
Today, I joined my friends out birthday clubbing. After I'd gotten a little drunk, a few guys asked for my number. I rattled off random numbers, until I accidentally said my mother's. Guess who woke up to a text at 2:17 in the morning, containing a picture of a penis. FML
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Top comments
aback 5
Post their numbers offering hot buttsex.
Starfire22 5
O that's nice...
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Comments (124)
Peroxide 3
Just send me the pics and I will stop calling. Oh, and im not weird, my mum says im special.
spiralfrenzy 0
I think it's time you get some new friends.
Branflakes16 0
lol O that sux!
FerrariCake 2
"WEIRD kid"??? I have news for you: a teenage boy hunting for pictures of nude chicks is NOT weird. That is perfectly normal behavior. Guys at that age need **** like fish need water.
Fop 6
Nice generalization. I'm 14 and asexual. Sigh.
Syn_fml 0
re #23: Of course you are.
Narzhul 0
You must've been one hell of a weird kid, because texting random numbers you find in public places, believing the message written along with it, and asking for nudes from it is not normal behavior at all.
Ketz 0
Exactly
Hugorgy 0
Calling for nudes isn't normal behavior. Teens could much more easily look some **** up online. That's better than wasting your minutes on an unknown number.
Poke_my_mon 0
On the contrary, **** are so much better when it's someone you "know"... or sorta know, as opposed to a pornstar. I'd rather look at a regular girls **** than a pornstars ****.
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
actually calling a number you see written on a pole is almost as stupid as claiming to be an asexual 14 year old. I hate it when people self-diagnose themselves with extremely rare conditions...
Fop 6
Asperger's syndrome is a condition, I don't believe being asexual is...
swedeNix 13
Depends if he is 13 or 19 id say
Angel91_fml 0
Post your friends' numbers on Craiglist, THEN they'll get a lot of calls ;)
geeknik 3
Probably not the brightest idea considering the number of people in the US who have been arrested for this very same activity. :)
Angel91_fml 0
Ah, my bad. I forgot about that law. Oh well, hope it's not too late! =D
geeknik 3
So... About those pictures... ;)
peroxideprincess 0
question is: do you really have a nice pair? :P
ShamanBond 1
Women with nice racks should be obligated to share pictures with the world, so get snappin.
mj2123 0
And women with "nice racks" should be legally allowed to kick douchebags like you in the nuts with no penalty.
riku3220 2
mj2123 must not have nice racks...
Poke_my_mon 0
She MUST be. Everyone know that chicks with nice bazoombas like showing them. If they don't, they're fake.
peroxideprincess 0
LOL even girls with fake chuboobas love showing them off...haha!
mj2123 0
Hahahahaha. They're nicer than you'll ever see. And I didn't need implants.
Poke_my_mon 0
I doubt that they're nice than I'll ever see. I've seen some pretty nice milk bags. Lots of knockers from lots of different kinds of women. Don't flatter yourself so much.
TheButler 0
You just called them milk bags... maybe see but u'll never have ^^
Tempsey 0
mj2123 - Fat chick **** don't count for size though.
Newbie21 1
hmm
lilmszssy 0
some friendds youu have.