Today, I have been getting calls from a weird kid from my school asking for nudes. I asked how he got my number, then found out that my friends put my number on a pole at school that says, "Call Wendy for a good time, she has nice tits." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend made a fake account on Facebook, pretending to be a girl, and posted my phone number on a sexting group. I've been getting calls and text messages from horny weirdos all day long. FML
Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
Today, I woke up to 70 new text messages and 100 calls, all from numbers I didn't know. The night before I got into a heated argument with my old best friend about who was prettier. She got mad and posted my number on Craigslist as a prostitute. Apparently I won. FML
Today, my mother got a call from our old high school saying that they had fifteen freshmen boys in his office with a nude photo of me on their phones. I had sent that photo only to my boyfriend. Apparently he loves to share me. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. I have been getting explicit texts and phone calls so I just joking said to my friend, "I think someone wrote my number on a bathroom stall." At which point he said, "Sorry, I didn't think people really called those numbers." FML
Today, I got an email from a guy to whom I sold my old phone to over eBay. Turns out I forgot to delete the nude photos of myself and my boyfriend that I had stored up. His email asked me for "any PIN numbers needed to use the phone, and oh by the way, nice tits." FML
Today, a woman evidently posted on a chat website asking for any young men to send pictures of their junk to her cell phone. Over 60 messages were sent, mostly by underage boys, most of them including the picture. Only problem. The number posted wasn't hers... It was mine. I'm a 21 year old guy. FML
Today, I got a call from a restricted number. When I answered, it was a prank call. The kids on the other end had porn on high volume and put the phone next to the speaker. Way to remind me that I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
Today, I joined my friends out birthday clubbing. After I'd gotten a little drunk, a few guys asked for my number. I rattled off random numbers, until I accidentally said my mother's. Guess who woke up to a text at 2:17 in the morning, containing a picture of a penis. FML
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aback 5
Post their numbers offering hot buttsex.
Starfire22 5
O that's nice...
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Comments (124)
tommygun93 2
why would you be "anonymous" when you already said your name was Wendy? lol
Angel91_fml 0
Not trying to offend, but do you know how many people called Wendy there are in the world? There's quite a few, so I think this person is pretty safe to reveal her name.
leadrunner751 3
ydi for being named Wendy
TheCoolGuy3434 0
sucky friends
ducky514 0
omg that sucks! fyl. this is pretty funny however. I'd appreciate the prank if my friends did that to me. at the same time tho. it is a little sketch...
close_2_the_edge 0
YDI so badly
drthunderbolt 4
this isn't an FML they said u had nice ****!
califormula 0
You submitted as Anonymous but included your name? YDI
hateevryone 15
time for some new friends honey
SleepOnStones 5
Your friends reminds me of myself. Hahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
pokewolfey 6
My friends did that to me except at a local park. They wrote: "call for a good ****." you can't imagine how many calls I've gotten