Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML
Today, I had numerous calls from people saying they need a baby sitter, because "they know I wasn't invited anywhere". FML
Today, instead of going to a romantic dinner with my boyfriend like I'd planned, I ended up babysitting his queasy little sister. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML
Today, one of my teachers asked me to babysit their kids saturday night. She didn't forget that it was Prom night, she was going to chaperone it. My teacher assumed I wasn't invited to Prom... I wasn't. FML
Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML
Today, a friend had invited me to Christmas dinner since I have no family close by. When I got there, she told me that her and her husband had forgotten they had another dinner to go to, and asked if I would watch their kids for them. They each grabbed a handful of cookies I had baked and rushed out the door. FML
Today, I sat in my room on the computer instead of attending the party of the year. I got kicked out because I wasn't invited. The party was in my back yard, hosted by my brother. FML
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x_LC_x 0
Wow, what a bitch. Call the cops on her party =].
ccb_fml 0
what a little bitch! charge her extra... then throw a party of your own and don't invite her. i'm sorry to hear that... i'd be super pissed off
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Comments (87)
qwertyjon 0
oh damn, what a bitch! #3 your my hero, i would do that in a second!
justbeachy 0
Females can be bitches dude have sex with her best friend
erm 0
Maybe it's just me, but I'd take it as a positive sign that that "girl you know" trusts you.
AliSama 17
Maybe it was not your kind of party? Friends know i do not drink, so they don't invite me to drinking parties. At least she trusts you enough to take care of her brother?
shehzeenahmed 0
i hope youre at least getting paid.
captainfailure 0
damn that sucks dude im sorry. Believe me when i say i know what that's like
Sakeyaki 0
Blackmailing is your friend. Or, at least, will be in the future.
hotroddy 0
No no, if all your friends were invited, you would have been too. All the cool kids got invited. You don't have any friends. That should be your FML.
AntiChrist7 0
never babysit, little children are a pain in the ass
OhHai 0
lol @ #6. Good one.