Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML
Today, I had numerous calls from people saying they need a baby sitter, because "they know I wasn't invited anywhere". FML
Today, instead of going to a romantic dinner with my boyfriend like I'd planned, I ended up babysitting his queasy little sister. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML
Today, one of my teachers asked me to babysit their kids saturday night. She didn't forget that it was Prom night, she was going to chaperone it. My teacher assumed I wasn't invited to Prom... I wasn't. FML
Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML
Today, a friend had invited me to Christmas dinner since I have no family close by. When I got there, she told me that her and her husband had forgotten they had another dinner to go to, and asked if I would watch their kids for them. They each grabbed a handful of cookies I had baked and rushed out the door. FML
Today, I sat in my room on the computer instead of attending the party of the year. I got kicked out because I wasn't invited. The party was in my back yard, hosted by my brother. FML
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x_LC_x 0
Wow, what a bitch. Call the cops on her party =].
ccb_fml 0
what a little bitch! charge her extra... then throw a party of your own and don't invite her. i'm sorry to hear that... i'd be super pissed off
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Comments (87)
falconsfan 0
definitely got to one-up her. throw an amazing party and don't invite her. remember this party has to be something people will talk about at school.
crazyme123 0
wow what a bitch!
laurisshnazzy 0
I agree with whoever said to call the cops on her party. If not, then at least tell the parents that she was throwing a party hardcore enough to send away the little brother.
TheOrpheus 0
what a bitch
kellster 2
That really sucks. :/ Time for new friends!!
Mr_Wong 0
Definitely get revenge on the backstabbing bitch. Why should you have to watch her younger brother (which is HER responsibilty in the first place) and have her exclude you from the party. No ******* way, not gonna fly.
truelyajerk 0
Well if your "friends" don't do anything to side with you, then I bet we are only getting half the story. You girls can be total Fing ***** to eachother, in high school and college. I have never met more petty animals then bickering girls. I wouldn't be suprised if she did it to get even for somethign you did.
Aredubb 0
Going off of #14's idea: you must be a better baby sitter than party animal. Raise your rates! Then you'll be laughing to the bank instead of suffering a hangover. Your "revenge" will be sweeter when you've got their money.
Sterling 0
Are you a ginger?
latuka 0
sounds like #32 is a pain in the ass