Today, one of my teachers asked me to babysit their kids saturday night. She didn't forget that it was Prom night, she was going to chaperone it. My teacher assumed I wasn't invited to Prom... I wasn't. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML
Today, I had to work at the restaurant instead of going to the prom, which nobody asked me out to. For five hours, I got to shamefully greet and seat people on their way home from the prom, all of whom knew I was too lame to get asked out. FML
Today, a woman got out of a car to scream at me as I was walking with the kids I babysit, demanding to know where I was taking her children. Apparently the woman who pays me is also a babysitter, who I have been "covering" for on her party nights. The mother doesn't believe I didn't know this. FML
Today, I had numerous calls from people saying they need a baby sitter, because "they know I wasn't invited anywhere". FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
Today, I found out I wasn't cool enough to be invited to a college party that happened last night. The one in charge of inviting people was my girlfriend of two years. FML
Today, my piano teacher told me that she "forgot" to inform me that she volunteered me to play a 5-page song in a recital in front of 300 people that's happening next week. FML
Today, I realized the reason I was asked to babysit 3 weeks ago for Feb 14 was because the old married couple with kids safely assumed that I wouldn't have a Valentine. FML
Today, I was looking through my high school yearbook. I found a picture of myself and a couple of my friends at our senior prom. The caption gave the names of all my friends, their dates who didn't attend our school, and listed me only as "Guest." FML
Today, I found out that my parents forgot to invite me out to eat with them. I found this out when my mom invited my sister right in front of me. FML
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Top comments
ArtsySwag 0
I'm confused. Unless you're not a senior (well even that depends on where you live), why would you need to be invited?
imajinethat 0
Duuudee that sucks.
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Comments (99)
imajinethat 0
Duuudee that sucks.
walid820014 20
She is a women -_-
24788 7
I've read a few FMLs like this one. I wasn't invited to prom either. It's life and it sucks when this kind of thing happens.
xander2347 0
u babysit for ur teacher???
Sweej 1
?FAIL?
DaGirlz 0
Ouch, man that sucks :(
monkeyz0r 0
aww...
lalap_fml 0
=(
ArtsySwag 0
I'm confused. Unless you're not a senior (well even that depends on where you live), why would you need to be invited?
TheCurlyTheory 0
Because it's prom. (:
ambear26 14
That's what I was thinking ! Everyone is invited to prom ? This doesn't make sense to me lol.
countryb_cth 38
I think she means she wasn't invited to prom by a guy or by her friends to do a stag sort of thing.
rukusrazor 0
Honestly, I'd rather MAKE some money than spend all mine (or my parents) money on a dance you'll spend 10 minutes at then the rest of the night drinking and boning in some cheap motel. I know, the ladies love their prom. It's one of the million "have-to's" on the chick-list. But I ******* hated prom. Every. Time. I. Went. In my opinion, don't skip that part... OPINION (underlined, highlighted and circled) you lucked out, but I'm sure the prom means something particularly special to you.
vtb12 0
@ #7 I'm a guy, I had a lot of fun at my prom. My date was just one of my friends, we just went to the dance, all went back to a friends house, and it was just good times. It was a lot of fun.
mj2123 0
I'm with #6 - unless you also have no friends to go with, you don't need a date.
mangoid 0
BAAW BAW BAW I DIDNT GO TO PROM BAW BAW BAW. not that big of a deal.