Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML
Today, I had numerous calls from people saying they need a baby sitter, because "they know I wasn't invited anywhere". FML
Today, instead of going to a romantic dinner with my boyfriend like I'd planned, I ended up babysitting his queasy little sister. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML
Today, one of my teachers asked me to babysit their kids saturday night. She didn't forget that it was Prom night, she was going to chaperone it. My teacher assumed I wasn't invited to Prom... I wasn't. FML
Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML
Today, a friend had invited me to Christmas dinner since I have no family close by. When I got there, she told me that her and her husband had forgotten they had another dinner to go to, and asked if I would watch their kids for them. They each grabbed a handful of cookies I had baked and rushed out the door. FML
Today, I sat in my room on the computer instead of attending the party of the year. I got kicked out because I wasn't invited. The party was in my back yard, hosted by my brother. FML
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x_LC_x 0
Wow, what a bitch. Call the cops on her party =].
ccb_fml 0
what a little bitch! charge her extra... then throw a party of your own and don't invite her. i'm sorry to hear that... i'd be super pissed off
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Comments (87)
Whiterabbitm1 0
she sounds like a complete bitch!
twilightluver347 7
that happened for a bat mitzvah to me. that just so happens to be today. 2 actually
NinjaKeiLynn 3
Dude, I think that she doesn't want you to see her "wild" side. Lol. Besides she probably thought that you didn't like partying or stuff like that. But on the other hand crashing her party would've been good also. You could've called her house pretending to be the cops or one of the people at the party's parents. Or you could've done what #10 said or dress her brother up as a chick :) but Hey your BETTER than that don't be an ass like her.
klx125cross 9
Take her bro back to her house and be like **** you!
jc95sd 3
U Must crash the party!! Next time Take the kid to the party and show him all the "fun"( wink wink) stuff their doing witch he will relay to mom and dad! Easy affordable deviant pay back. Your welcome
shinedown00 4
Ditch your friends they ditched you
HAY_JAY2013 12
She's a bitch dumb her! call the cops on her party lol :p or bring the kid to the party and crash it :)
dragonrider1959 18
And still she expects you to watch her brother! What a bitch.
ChampHero 27
Her little brother can be a spy for you and tell you when that stuff happens
33kameron33 12
Take that little kid straight back to the party and storm off like a boss