Contempt
Today, as a public defender, my client was actually innocent for once. I intended to utterly destroy the prosecution's case and demonstrate his good character. That plan went straight to hell when he showed up heavily intoxicated. FML
Today, as a public defender, my client was actually innocent for once. I intended to utterly destroy the prosecution's case and demonstrate his good character. That plan went straight to hell when he showed up heavily intoxicated. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in court, my client ran his mouth at the judge, cursing him out and then trying to lecture him on "freedom of speech" when he was found in contempt. I don't know what it is with these nutjobs, but I wish I'd never become a public defender. FML
Today, I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I called the prosecution the prostitution. FML
Today, I just about managed to convince the judge to overlook my client's emotional outbursts in the courtroom, promising that he'd be on his best behavior from now on. An hour later, he screamed "FUCK YOU!" at the judge for telling him to quiet down. I hate my job. FML
Today, while leaving our county courthouse after testifying as the arresting officer in multiple DWI cases, I hit a wrong way sign in the court’s parking lot. All the defense attorneys were outside, asking me if I was drunk. FML
Today, I read a book by a former client who did time for fraud. She swears she's innocent, and blames everyone for her "ordeal": the police, court, judge, and me, her own attorney. She conveniently forgot to mention her two full confessions, one of which was given before the judge. FML
Today, I am defending a client on trial for perjury. She is a sweet girl and the first person I've loved in years, but she keeps doing everything she can to make herself look guilty in front of the jury. Now I'm having a daily crisis of conscience in the middle of the courtroom. FML
Today, I was arrested for drinking in public. It was my friend who was drinking; I was taking the alcohol from her so she wouldn't be arrested. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, I was supposed to give a presentation to the incoming freshman about the dangers of drinking in college. My co-presenter showed up drunk. FML
Today, I had to be bailed out of the local police station while hungover. I don’t remember any of it but I got so drunk yesterday I apparently went and took a shit on my cheating ex wife’s grave in front of witnesses, and was arrested while trying to stumble my way home. FML
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Top comments
Steve97 32
You would make a hell of a lawyer if your client still ended up innocent.
am1717 22
You sure he was actually innocent...?
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pandemonium307 10
Well just because he was innocent of the current crime, he's got poor enough judgement that he's probably not innocent of other crimes...
juggalo2 22
Indeed. I always find guilty, because even if innocent of the crime in question people on trial are almost always guilty of something worthy of punishment.
williamcarter93 13
that;s a horrible way to conduct a jury. If you deem them to be innocent of the crime for which they are on trial, then you vote for not guilty. don't just call them guilty because they may have done something else. They aren't on goddamn trial for something else
Druu 53
His sobriety in court has no bearing on the underlying crime with which he's charged. It merely diminishes your attempt to prove character, which you would not do unless his character is called into question by the prosecution first.
Lalala579121 28
And in the courts, guilt or innocence is determined by a jury, not by the actual crime or lack thereof. And since OP's main defense was that his client has good character, showing up drunk certainly won't help that in any way.
Druu 53
May I direct you to Federal Rule of Evidence 404 which governs when character evidence is admissible? (I'm not sure if we're allowed to post links, so you can just google it.) Furthermore, offering proof of defendant's character is an EXTREMELY weak primary defense. Let's put it this way, if you're on trial for murder, which defense would you want: 1) "My client was in another state at the time of the crime. Here's his plane ticket and baggage claim tags. He also has credit card receipts." or 2) "Your honor, my client is not the kind of person who would commit murder. I swear!"
Lalala579121 28
Based on the information provided in this FML I would say the crime was much less severe than murder. Maybe petty theft at most. And if OP had enough solid evidence to provide the defendant's innocence, then his character would only be brought up by the prosecution. And generally speaking, the less severe the crime the more the appearance of the person in question matters. Hypothetically speaking, in a situation where all evidence is irrelevant, who are you going to be more likely to say they committed a crime: someone who is noticeably drunk, poor demeanor, slouched over in their chair, etc, or someone who is upright, professional, and confident?
Marcella1016 32
14/21 is right sorry. Unless the defender is being charged with something drinking-related, his sobriety should have nothing to do with determining whether he committed the crime or not. And if the OP is so damn positive his defender didn't commit the crime, why not present whatever evidence they have that convinced them? Yes, the character thing can help bolster the defendant's defence, but it should not be the linchpin of your case. 21's example was perfect. Obviously, the defender isn't being tried for murder, but it was a ******* analogy, and a good one. Last thing. The defendant is (presumably) HUMAN, just like the rest of us (presumably) - and therefore prone to mistakes. It's likely the defendant drank something to calm his nerves and ended up going overboard. While it certainly looks bad, his sobriety during the trial should have no bearing on his case, again unless the case has something to do with drinking, or directly related to character like, say, a domestic violence case. And if the judge/jury decides the defendant is guilty just because they had some drinks, rather than whether evidence shows he did it, well, that says a lot about our justice system. Not condoning the defendant showing up drunk, by the way. But if our justice system worked the way it was supposed to, people wouldn't get punished for crimes they didn't commit just because they did some other shit that was not related, and entirely legal. Innocent until proven guilty. Not innocent until you ******* show up drunk in court.
Dale_shackleford 13
It's a character case though, and being loss drunk in court doesn't do much to make you look like an upstanding citizen.
Lalala579121 28
32 - The defendant is human, and so is the jury. Yes, the jury is supposed to be un-biased and only base their decision on the facts presented in the case. But if everyone always did things they are supposed to do this entire conversion would be moot as the crime wouldn't have even happened.
badbitch23 15
I mean, I guess he really didn't care anyways if he showed up drunk. It's his fault for sure not yours.
Xamry14 10
He was probably just really nervous about it but he ended up self destructing by making himself look terrible.
TheShiphoo 14
Objection!! A prosecutor shouldn't be able tp show up visibly intoxicated!
Lalala579121 28
The defendant was intoxicated not the prosecutor... Though I do agree OP's use of pronouns could be better.
manuwish 9
o dear..but wasn't there any way to make them understand he didn't know what to do against his nervousness, being prosecuted as an innocent person can be real rough on the nerves..he needed to calm down and probably thought alcohol or Valium would help..
1ch4bod_Cr4n3 6
that just had to suck. sorry my friend. keep your head up!
aliciousness116 16
It's not like your client was unaware. If it was important to him to prove himself innocent, he wouldn't have taken the high road. You did your best OP.
itwasntme14 19
He doesn't have to prove himself innocent, the prosecutor has to prove him guilty. The burden of proof is always on the prosecutor.
aliciousness116 16
I didn't mean it that way. I meant it in a way that if it was important to him, he wouldn't have appeared to court being intoxicated.
Honeydip804 21
Hopefully the original charge had nothing to do with a DUI or anything dealing with intoxication. If so they are screwed!
travidebla 8
Yeah, that's on him, not you. Sounds like he had made his choice