Today, I walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me. The guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and refused to give me back the condoms I'd just bought. Why? Because she wants to use them with the guys she's been cheating on me with. FML
Today, I went to work leaving my girlfriend asleep in my bed. Later she calls me, demanding to know how long I've been cheating on her. We don't use condoms but she found several in the bin when she decided to empty it. I had to explain while my colleagues listened that I use them to masturbate. FML
Today, I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me for not knocking. FML
Today, I came home to find my girlfriend in bed with another guy. On top of it all he stole my favorite underwear. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
Today, a girl I like was taking her phone out of her pocket and two condoms fell out. Last week I'd tried hooking up with her and she'd said that she only has sex with a man who is her boyfriend. So I said, “Oh, new boyfriend, huh?” She said, “Nah it’s for hookups, gotta be prepared!” I guess she forgot she lied to me. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She gave me back the brand new box of 12 condoms that I had bought and left at her house. There were 8 left and I wasn't the one who opened them. FML
Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
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GigaPudding_fml 24
"...and your girlfriend" Sorry to hear that OP, cheaters are the worst!
XlDeathshadowXl 13
You should of told them that you poked holes in all of them, and that she will be stuck with him now forever. Sorry man, that sucks.
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Comments (137)
kenzie_gauche 12
Well thats not the only thing he narrowed
dcats 13
well, you can't be mad at someone has manners.
xlizardxqueenx 7
Tough luck man. hope you got rid if that *****. But if she'll do it to you, she'll do it to the next one. At least you found out the hard way.
travislemoine 7
I'd've found his pants, taken his wallet, and said I was borrowing that
val_is_lame97 12
ahh that sucks man. hope you left her cheating ass
EpicCrazyBitch 12
If that was his reaction to you walking in, that's why she cheated. She wanted a real man
MitchRapp 20
Barrow? Did he give them back when he was done ;)
ibra5428 1
punch him in the heart