Today, I walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me. The guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and refused to give me back the condoms I'd just bought. Why? Because she wants to use them with the guys she's been cheating on me with. FML
Today, I went to work leaving my girlfriend asleep in my bed. Later she calls me, demanding to know how long I've been cheating on her. We don't use condoms but she found several in the bin when she decided to empty it. I had to explain while my colleagues listened that I use them to masturbate. FML
Today, I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me for not knocking. FML
Today, I came home to find my girlfriend in bed with another guy. On top of it all he stole my favorite underwear. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
Today, a girl I like was taking her phone out of her pocket and two condoms fell out. Last week I'd tried hooking up with her and she'd said that she only has sex with a man who is her boyfriend. So I said, “Oh, new boyfriend, huh?” She said, “Nah it’s for hookups, gotta be prepared!” I guess she forgot she lied to me. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She gave me back the brand new box of 12 condoms that I had bought and left at her house. There were 8 left and I wasn't the one who opened them. FML
Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
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GigaPudding_fml 24
"...and your girlfriend" Sorry to hear that OP, cheaters are the worst!
XlDeathshadowXl 13
You should of told them that you poked holes in all of them, and that she will be stuck with him now forever. Sorry man, that sucks.
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Comments (137)
BDA_fml 5
Should of told him "it's a good thing you used a condom cause that bitch has a nasty disease!"
AGames 7
More like he borrowed ur girlfriend
Saxesmaster 5
I would of lost my chips if he even opened his mouth.... Op must have some real self control lol
StayatHomeSon 9
Did you at least whoop the dude?
nikmiester 7
The guy had the balls to actually say that to you? Respect man
sylverdrag_fml 9
Pro tip: don't ask to get your condoms back.
sdroze1389 31
it's strange how some people hold certain principles above others
Smiley_70 22
Sorry OP. Should have said do not care about the rubber but my lady though I do mind about
Dcm210 19
At least you didn't have to go through strange behavior and weird moods and such.
CandyApple88 13
two options. 1. at the time, just tell the dude to flip over so you can join in a threeway 2. while she is otherwise occupied, pack up her stuff and either have it waiting for her at the door, or on the front lawn.
EpicCrazyBitch 12
I like option #1