Today, at the office, after a heavy night of drinking, I had to hear my boss walk around with bells attached to her shoes. She circled the office a total of 34 times today. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after sitting for hours at my desk, my legs fell asleep. When I got up to go to the bathroom on my break, I couldn't walk properly and leaned against things so I wouldn't fall over. My supervisor then came over and started lecturing me about being drunk at work. FML
Today, while we were at a work party, I noticed a drunk lady in the mix. I pointed out to my boss how dumb she looked. It was his daughter. FML
Today, in an effort to look more professional at work, I wore high heels. My boss decided today would be a great day for me to walk around on the sidewalk holding a sign to advertise instead of doing the job I was hired for. FML
Today, I wore new shoes to work, which turned out to be the loudest shoes on the planet when walking on the office lino. Every step echoed like a cartoon villain entering a room. My coworker asked if I needed some WD-40. I still had six hours left to walk around. FML
Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML
Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML
Today, I called into work because I was too tired to keep my eyes open. My boss berated me over the phone, saying I should be more like that other employee who came in with a broken toe. That was me. FML
Today, my boss came storming towards me, screaming just how tired she is with my constant bullshit. Already pissed off, I retorted that she's a bitch and should go lose some pounds. Turns out she was talking to her husband on her Bluetooth headset. FML
Today, my boss had me walk a mile to the nearest store to get food for a party because she didn't want to lose her parking space at work. Her shopping list had two gallons of juice and a 10lb bag of ice... I had my legs and arms. FML
Today, I stubbed my toe, and as I was hopping about clutching my toe and swearing like a drunken sailor, I turned and saw my boss, our CEO and pretty much the entire board of directors through the boardroom's open door. FML
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FNovus 0
why the hell were there bells attached to her feet anyway
mura_fml 0
Next time don't get shitfaced when you have to work in the morning. I assume you're not in college anymore... That would still be annoying, though, even if you aren't hungover, so fyl for having a person like that as a boss.
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Comments (58)
kmaikell 0
YDI for getting wasted.
idkweird 0
on a work night!
ipwnallmen 10
heres what she do(the next time you doe it), you get spinned round few times, get very dizzy sleep it off in her office, then she'll wake up and and you can get fired......... its hazardous to to go to work at drunk not to mention unethical and employees have to pick up slack .. all the same... i wonder... why did she have bells around to tie on her feet. the holidays sure, but still....
__no_one__ 0
I've done it before when I went to high school. The bells were actually a Christmas gift from one of my friend. Besides, easy solution to your problem: "Hey, could you please do me a favor and take these bells off? They're giving me a headache".
ipwnallmen 10
^^ aww thats nice.
grampa_pubes666 0
do u have OCD for counting shit? u should have eaten his/her knees
ipwnallmen 10
4... the OP is the drunken one, the boss is the one that dished out a creative punishment. OP is lucky not have gotten fired.
LolWaitWut 0
I like the sound of bells. :)
mura_fml 0
Next time don't get shitfaced when you have to work in the morning. I assume you're not in college anymore... That would still be annoying, though, even if you aren't hungover, so fyl for having a person like that as a boss.
FNovus 0
why the hell were there bells attached to her feet anyway
alexxss_fml 10
holiday season
alexxss_fml 10
holiday season
tbbucs 0
you're lucky u could hear her coming. at least she didn't find you asleep. and bells?phones are louder. people talking is louder. ydi.
Subtext 10
Sometimes when you're hungover it's a certain sound (especially something as annoying as shoe-bells) that drives you crazy, even if it would be harmless else...
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
"Hell's Bells" by AC/DC I believe sums this situation up well.
Dont_Explain 3
Yeah I think it suits well, a very annoying noise which makes you want to destroy the person possessing the sound (eg. Radio/cd/shoe's with bells)
TheLetterZero 7
YDI for drinking.
myfriend_youfail 3
YDI for drinking when you knew you had to work the next day. Idiot. Life isn't a state college and your nights shouldn't resemble frat parties. Put on your Big Kid Pants, sober up, and take your employment seriously. You're lucky you didn't get fired.