Today, I walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me. The guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and refused to give me back the condoms I'd just bought. Why? Because she wants to use them with the guys she's been cheating on me with. FML
Today, I went to work leaving my girlfriend asleep in my bed. Later she calls me, demanding to know how long I've been cheating on her. We don't use condoms but she found several in the bin when she decided to empty it. I had to explain while my colleagues listened that I use them to masturbate. FML
Today, I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me for not knocking. FML
Today, I came home to find my girlfriend in bed with another guy. On top of it all he stole my favorite underwear. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
Today, a girl I like was taking her phone out of her pocket and two condoms fell out. Last week I'd tried hooking up with her and she'd said that she only has sex with a man who is her boyfriend. So I said, “Oh, new boyfriend, huh?” She said, “Nah it’s for hookups, gotta be prepared!” I guess she forgot she lied to me. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She gave me back the brand new box of 12 condoms that I had bought and left at her house. There were 8 left and I wasn't the one who opened them. FML
Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
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GigaPudding_fml 24
"...and your girlfriend" Sorry to hear that OP, cheaters are the worst!
XlDeathshadowXl 13
You should of told them that you poked holes in all of them, and that she will be stuck with him now forever. Sorry man, that sucks.
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Comments (137)
sorryheadphones 26
That's not the only thing he borrowed... Sorry OP
kinky44 28
Yeah, he borrowed your bed too. *sarcasm intensifies*
Sports_guy3 28
He borrowed your girlfriend's virginity too.
rnovoa 7
show ur girl she ****** up by beating his ass to the ground
Gittoh 21
why? so he OP could get in jail and scare all future girls away? no one likes a crazy boy or girlfriend.
Texasblackboots 16
Dude you should of sucker punched him in the dick
fighterjet93 19
In the dick? Really bro? Come on!
llamarrama01 21
How does one "borrow" a condom?
more4me 27
Same way you "borrow" a tampon or a cigarette.
seriouslygrowup 11
"Borrow" means you'll give it back... lol
mylifebitches666 18
what a bitch, I'm assuming since you walked in on it, it was at your place, kick her out.
worldclassrager 41
As if saying that would change anything...time to move on
Tsukiyomi 16
Some guys are just think with their balls. If someone tried to do that to my girlfriend his ass would be grass. Hope you find someone who cares for you OP
dannnngthatsux 19
I agree with kicking as, but ms. can't be faithful needs one too.
MathIsStupid 11
"Borrowed"? Was he planning on giving them back?
martin8337 36
That guy owes you some rubbers.
XanderLance 19
i love how you pinpoint that as the biggest issue here
telli164 30
I'm sad you haven't referred to her as your ex. Tell him he can keep the doms and the unfaithful biatchhh