Today, I was surprised that my husband suggested we take a shower together to save water. He also suggested we should wear our bathing suits so we don't have to see each others "privates." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML
Today, when I asked my husband to join me in the shower to "save water", he said, "Let the environment suffer, not me." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML
Today, at the end of another long workday, my husband announced that he was going to take a shower. Attempting to rekindle some much needed romance in our lives, I seductively asked him, "Want me to join you?" He replied, "Sure. But first I have to poop." FML
Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML
Today, my boyfriend looked at me and suggestively told me to take a shower. He's leaving for two days so I humored him, thinking he wanted to do it in the shower. I waited for 20 minutes before he knocked on the door, telling me he needed to shower as well. He just wanted me to take a shower. FML
Today, I thought about my boyfriend and all the things we used to do together years ago. Today, I also spent the day doing my now husband's laundry and watching him sit on the couch with his hand inside his underwear. FML
Today, I was having an intimate moment with my detachable shower head. I opened my eyes to find my husband of 4 months looking down on me. The only thing he said was, "You too?" FML
Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML
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Occums_Razor 0
You're married to him and he's still worried about showing you/seeing your privates?
rberry88 4
Worst **** scene. EVAR!
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Comments (154)
Occums_Razor 0
You're married to him and he's still worried about showing you/seeing your privates?
Midrash 5
Maybe he got herpes n trying to hide it
AlaskanEskimo34 0
"let's take a shower together to save water" I'm totally using that...
kjcookie10 9
How old is your husband?!
kyarush 10
Is he Mormon and 13 with a controlling mother?
Llama_Face89 34
31- I dunno...my dads friends kid lived under those conditions and he knocked a girl up at 14. :
FFPulley 9
Fck that! Shower sex is awesome!
HubbaBubba259_fml 0
Must have an STD or something else he doesn't want you to see. Or maybe he has SPD?
bruinboy44 0
Virgins from Virginia
The_Plagiarizer 4
Maybe OP is a bit sloppy down their and the hudband doesn't feel like looking at.
The_Plagiarizer 4
*at it.
shadystyle 6
19, I can't believe you've never heard that
DreBeezy 9
Hmmm, I thought by this stage, he'd be excited to see your privates.
bugmenotmofo 34
Does your husband happen to be Tobias?
AnonymousTroll 2
I prefer birthday suits more than bathing suits myself.
chrisauh 4
He is probably unattracted to you and doesn't wanna see you VayJay.
dannyboy66 7
Its because hes gonna do the " i show you mine if you show me yours" thing lol
dompa2015 0
69 likes
ninjacapo 2
Haha my thoughts exactly! If your married havnt you already... Ya know. Consumated it?
Breanna416 3
wow he shouldnt be ashamed ;)
AceArctic 4
19 I've been using that since eighth grade, but phrased a bit longer. "Baby, I feel so bad that all the polar bears are dying because of how much water we use. It's just so sad. Maybe we should conserve water by taking showers together!" By the way, I have no idea how saving water affects polar bears, but most of the girls I tell that to are too stupid to realize that.
IcyWeiner 0
Probably some nastiness
IcyWeiner 0
New Orleans is stanky
aagavin 0
Is your husband a never nude?
Peach3 1
Tobias style!
22jrdn55 15
OP, im curious how you guys have sex.
Ray_of_midnight 23
With the lights off, one supposes....
M0rt 0
With the lights off in full unitards
bitchslapped22 14
Best show ever
chrisauh 4
Funny that the OP is from Virgin-ia....
NanillaVipples 2
"I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks!"
Turock27 7
Cut offs!!!
nofearjenshere 12
I hope you dont want kids.
Mitcha857 0
Sounds like she's married to one already.
GuardianxCore 0
Agreed. I bet poor OP has a terrible sex life cause of this.
drlove78843 6
Terrible sex life is better than no sex life.
acccccccc 1
"i married a 14 year old"
reggicm 0
Is your husband a child?
monkeysareyummy 0
Nah he cant be.. That would be illegal. No? Ok. *crawls into endless pit*
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
Is your husband a Puritan by any chance?
ImmenseCabbage 0
lol
TheEmoSuperman 16
it's quite possible this guy might be
Right_Click 12
It's a shame he couldn't be Hester Prynne.
rberry88 4
Worst **** scene. EVAR!
Justforlolz 14
A joke. It is a ******* JOKE. Holy **** Pred, the last few comments I've seen from you make me wonder just how low your IQ is.
SecretMe00 5
26--- little girls, huh?
madskittlesftw 5
You made me giggle... :D
SheepShoop_fml 20
It started to sound like a pretty okay **** scene too. What a shame!
Pelreskovich 11
Interesting suggestion on his part.
M0rt 0
So either he has a mangina or you have a penis. Bring on the haters.
speshlk37 13
OP- I'm not wearing a bathing suit in the shower! Husband- Well at least put on this fake penis...
singerlove 14
Your sex life must be awful... Aww.
Hansemans 17
Actually, #10, I think the problem is just that. The husband might have problems to adress the issues by starting an open conversation, because of his pride, because he is not a natural born talker, or whatever. But he hopes that by coming up with a ridiculous combination of contradicting suggestions, he triggers something in his wife that will lead to her talking about it, and finally solving the frustration. I may be reading too much in this FML but still.
macenzi1997 0
Haha yeah
thomas9753 0
See your 17 if u have much of a sex life there your what we call a **** .... Just saying
DownToTheWire 3
Did one of you get fat?