Today, I taught my kid how to mow the lawn. It's a self-propelling mower so it's easy to handle. My kid thought it would be smart to tie the handle down so that he wouldn't have to push it at all. This resulted in the lawn mower blasting through our fence and sinking into my neighbor's pool. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weed-whacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgot that I was mowing where the dogs take dumps, I absentmindedly whacked over dog poop… which got flung into my face. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to mow a dick into my grandmother's lawn, but the mower leaked gasoline and now there's a giant dead grass outline. FML
Today, my neighbor's son siphoned the fuel out of my lawn mower and put it in his car. What he didn't realize is that the fuel mixture I use in my lawn mower would ruin his car engine. His dad says it's my fault and actually insists I should pay his pissant son's repair bill. FML
Today, I saw my neighbor's son mowing their lawn when suddenly he started to do this crazy dance. Chuckling at his antics, I waved and walked back into my house. His mom called me from a hospital later to ask if I could put the mower away; he had been attacked by bees. FML
Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML
Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML
Today, I agreed to lend my daughter's inflatable pool to my neighbor for the day. Barely an hour later, I witnessed his son jump off their balcony, missing the pool by inches. He's now in hospital, and my neighbor has sworn to sue me, saying I'm responsible because the pool is mine. FML
Today, I thought I would surprise my dad by mowing our entire two acre lawn. When he got home, instead of being grateful like I had hoped, he yelled at me for cutting in vertical lines instead of horizontal. FML
Today, my 6-year-old son pooped in the back yard and used a stick to throw it over the fence into my neighbor's yard. FML
Today, I left my phone outside on the grass while I went inside to get a drink. I didn't expect my dad to run over it with the lawn mower. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
WhiteCrimson 23
Points for innovative thinking! F on thinking it through first!!!
You_Screwed_Up 7
At least he was trying to be creative in his laziness!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (105)
Trinidad727 9
That's our generation at it's finest!! Ha
Enslaved 38
Hopefully he won't learn about the lazy man lawn service trick-- where you first need to tie the mower to a tree using a very long rope. :P
J352SAURUS 30
I guess goats just can't handle things like that.
Cazz91 21
So... how pissed off was your neighbor?
Scooter42 15
Sounds like you need to replace your ricketey (sp?) fence if a lawnmower at a walking pace can break through it. Could be another project for your kid. Maybe don't let him use any electric saws though.
fancyturdhat 11
The only way a walk behind self propelled mower is going to blast through a fence is if you shoot it out of a cannon. Those things barely move if the grass is wet. YDI for being a liar.
fancyturdhat 11
Holy crap. Are you people really this stupid?
jw90 18
Laziness taken to new levels. Haha nah I tried that before when I was a kid. I didn't crash it through a fence tho.
buckeye_state 11
He's lucky that's the worst of it, people have mowed off a foot during "mower gone wild" moments...
thewoodrow 7
Hey without making mistakes he wouldn't learn, right?