Today, I taught my kid how to mow the lawn. It's a self-propelling mower so it's easy to handle. My kid thought it would be smart to tie the handle down so that he wouldn't have to push it at all. This resulted in the lawn mower blasting through our fence and sinking into my neighbor's pool. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weed-whacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgot that I was mowing where the dogs take dumps, I absentmindedly whacked over dog poop… which got flung into my face. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to mow a dick into my grandmother's lawn, but the mower leaked gasoline and now there's a giant dead grass outline. FML
Today, my neighbor's son siphoned the fuel out of my lawn mower and put it in his car. What he didn't realize is that the fuel mixture I use in my lawn mower would ruin his car engine. His dad says it's my fault and actually insists I should pay his pissant son's repair bill. FML
Today, I saw my neighbor's son mowing their lawn when suddenly he started to do this crazy dance. Chuckling at his antics, I waved and walked back into my house. His mom called me from a hospital later to ask if I could put the mower away; he had been attacked by bees. FML
Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML
Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML
Today, I agreed to lend my daughter's inflatable pool to my neighbor for the day. Barely an hour later, I witnessed his son jump off their balcony, missing the pool by inches. He's now in hospital, and my neighbor has sworn to sue me, saying I'm responsible because the pool is mine. FML
Today, I thought I would surprise my dad by mowing our entire two acre lawn. When he got home, instead of being grateful like I had hoped, he yelled at me for cutting in vertical lines instead of horizontal. FML
Today, my 6-year-old son pooped in the back yard and used a stick to throw it over the fence into my neighbor's yard. FML
Today, I left my phone outside on the grass while I went inside to get a drink. I didn't expect my dad to run over it with the lawn mower. FML
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WhiteCrimson 23
Points for innovative thinking! F on thinking it through first!!!
You_Screwed_Up 7
At least he was trying to be creative in his laziness!
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Comments (105)
JustinKirby 20
You gotta admit he is pretty genius not much kids can come up with that! I mean of course it wouldn't work out but I wouldn't have even been able to think of that XD
pickleOnABun 10
wrong. a push mower can't ''bust down'' a fence
mryoung702 7
the kids a genius... he was simply attempting to mow two laws at once. thus gaining a profit from the neighbor and allowance from you... he juat has to work that fence kink out
Ray_of_midnight 23
Passive-aggressive FTL, buy him a reel-type mower and tell him he has to use that.
EvilLittleMan 23
Typical for this young Slacker generation. Find one of those push mowers with rotating blades and he can use that now for the rest of the mowing season.
streetriots 9
I feel like this FML should've come before the guys wife ******* the guy mowing their lawn. Then the FML about the divorce marriage counselor.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
How old is your kid? And please tell me you gave him some sort of discipline. That's dangerous and lazy, not to mention stupid. Kids these days...
goth_pixie 15
You know what they say, lazy people work double.
onedothtread 8
He must of seen that on ifunnys featured
ingram450 3
I'm sure a lawn mower would go through your fence but I like your creative thinking