Today, someone tried to open the stall I was in, and I instinctively screamed. I was yelled at and called, "incredibly rude and disrespectful." The lady then waited for me to come out so she could, "kick my ass." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML
Today, a woman yelled at me for holding a door open for her. FML
Today, a woman threatened to stab my eyes out because I wouldn't let her into the shop I closed and locked up half an hour ago. FML
Today, a would-be customer practically kicked my store door in, then got pissed and started throwing around insults after I told him that we were still closed, hence the closed sign. He claimed the sign was "confusing". FML
Today, an incredibly rude woman came in for a hairdressing appointment. I had to put up with being yelled at and called a "clumsy bitch," a "pleb," and other insults for almost half an hour. When I finally managed to finish her hair, instead of tipping me, she spat at my feet and stormed out. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, I bumped into a lady, apologised and tried to continue on. She screamed assault and tried to citizen's arrest me. I've got better things to do, so I ignored her but she latched onto my leg like a toddler. I ended up dragging this insane woman up the street until she finally let go. FML
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML
Today, I got yelled at by a man for not opening my store 10-15 minutes before the scheduled opening time, which made his 84-year-old wife shit her pants waiting to get in. It didn't matter when I explained I had no way to know she needed to use the restroom. FML
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mskeptik 12
"You want my respect? You have to earn it! And until you stop being an asshole, you don't deserve any. Now STFU!" This may be a proper response to people taking respect for granted.
RichardPencil 32
Don't wipe in case she literally wants to kick your ass.
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mskeptik 12
"You want my respect? You have to earn it! And until you stop being an asshole, you don't deserve any. Now STFU!" This may be a proper response to people taking respect for granted.
RichardPencil 32
Don't wipe in case she literally wants to kick your ass.
Chazzster 32
OP, I am a little confused, your avatar appears “male” but you were apparently in the ladies restroom. I assume if you were trans female you would have chosen a female avatar. So were you in the wrong restroom? If that were the case that might have been the real explanation for the lady’s reaction.
Alan Staff 59
The person who submitted this FML submitted another one saying they are indeed a woman, so I changed it. They seem to be having trouble creating an account, so if you're reading this, contact me! Or the support e-mail: [email protected]
coius 23
I’m going to guess that this is a restroom where only one toilet exists and is occupied by a single person, and rather than gender specific is gender neutral. Small business have these rather than gender-oriented rooms with multiple toilets and stalls. In either case, sadly, i’ve had to use gender specific single toilet rooms of my opposite gender (i never go into multi-toilet gender specific restrooms opposite of my gender. Aka im male, i dont use shared female bathrooms) when im in a position where the male one is taken and im going to piss or crap myself if i have to wait longer, but then again i make sure it’s clean when i leave so not to mess it up for females after) so this lady might’ve been pissed you used a single person female toilet. Either way, threats of violence no matter the situation should involve authorities before you step out. I usually dont see an issue with this if you clean up and aren’t using shared facilities of an opposite gender when not trans. But if this is shared with individual stalls for female genders and you are male and not trans, ydi.
Annies 20
Op here- I spent hours creating an account and...whew! Error after error, but I finally made one! Anyway, I am a WOMAN. It didn’t give me the option to change my avatar to a female one. Thanks Alan for changing it for me.