Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML
Today, none of my 500 Facebook friends responded to my status about "Who wants to hang out during summer holidays?" I created an imaginary person on a different account to respond and ask me to hang out with him. I had a conversation on my status, with myself. FML
Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML
Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML
Today, a friend thought it would be funny to make a R.I.P. page for me on Facebook. Most liked post? "Too bad this page is fake." FML
Today, on Facebook, someone wrote a status implying that she was going to kill herself. I called a mutual friend, asking to check up on her. The next status the girl puts up said, "Someone thought I was going to commit suicide! Haha what a loser!" FML
Today, I set my relationship status to taken with a fake profile just for kicks. A literal minute later, an acquaintance commented proof that I stole the image from Google. I can't tell if I was busted so quickly because I'm a bad liar, or that people find it impossible to believe that I could get a girlfriend. FML
Today, someone reckoned that I would never be in a relationship. So I made up this whole story about some made up guy named 'Nick' and posted stuff on my Facebook and Myspace that I'm dating him. Now all my friends want to meet him. FML
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thepandaman 0
wow, you really must suck
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
cool story bro.
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Comments (162)
Lolzords 11
It annoys me when people get fraped and they say they got hacked... Being daft enough to leave your computer alone =/= hacking >_>
minktheshrink 0
phishing is another thing. "oh man my facebook got hacked." no your just an idiot and gave your information to someone
Hotness1 0
LMAO True everyones Facebook is getting hacked these days =(
Zebidee 9
Ironic that you should come to THIS website looking for sympathy...
oliviabivia 0
don't listen to all these people our society is full of people who live to step on other people. all though that wasn't a smart idea lol :) try getting a job or joining your community for community service and try and make some friends :) just be yourself!
FAdEDz 0
I like turtles!
vbmg152 19
Me, too! Turtles are cool!!!
HAyourfunny 0
but if you had no friends in real life how did you have friends on facebook??
the_elephant_fly 3
nobody ever replies to those "hacked by your bestie" posts. it's retarded.
ohSNAPyall 27
This is a good point.
nerdsgetmehot 23
OP, I know what it's like to not have friends. I've gone through times of "transition" when I've outgrown friends, and it's tough. However, attention-seeking stunts won't earn you any friends.
tykiej 0
That is because you are a loser.
ohSNAPyall 27
Why don't you try to make friends online instead? It's a start.. or start posting geolocation info to your profile to start conversation.