Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML
Today, none of my 500 Facebook friends responded to my status about "Who wants to hang out during summer holidays?" I created an imaginary person on a different account to respond and ask me to hang out with him. I had a conversation on my status, with myself. FML
Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML
Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML
Today, a friend thought it would be funny to make a R.I.P. page for me on Facebook. Most liked post? "Too bad this page is fake." FML
Today, on Facebook, someone wrote a status implying that she was going to kill herself. I called a mutual friend, asking to check up on her. The next status the girl puts up said, "Someone thought I was going to commit suicide! Haha what a loser!" FML
Today, I set my relationship status to taken with a fake profile just for kicks. A literal minute later, an acquaintance commented proof that I stole the image from Google. I can't tell if I was busted so quickly because I'm a bad liar, or that people find it impossible to believe that I could get a girlfriend. FML
Today, someone reckoned that I would never be in a relationship. So I made up this whole story about some made up guy named 'Nick' and posted stuff on my Facebook and Myspace that I'm dating him. Now all my friends want to meet him. FML
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thepandaman 0
wow, you really must suck
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
cool story bro.
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Comments (162)
madijohnson 0
and then you post in on FML, hoping to score some friends? fail.
mrssheldoncooper 0
There are usually singles groups run by churches. They usually get together for movies, bowling, and other stuff. You can make good friends that way. :)
NaziZombieKiller 0
hahahaha!
Missnic86 0
pretty cool.... geez......
jemmawainwright 0
I'll like your status!!!
Tufty 1
Pulling needy stunts like that is probably the reason you don't have many friends.
claiiire_fml 17
Wow, you're a pathetic loser.
stevenmx86 8
"To give the illusion I had friends, I did something on facebook" wtf is up with this world? Who when they're checking to see if you are popular (because people totally do that.. Smh) would check stupid facebook anyway? I hate children's dependency on that worthless data farm..
madysin 5
that's annoying when ppl hack Facebook accounts anyhow
Krazykidd191 0
Im tight yall believe this made up bizness