Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML
Today, none of my 500 Facebook friends responded to my status about "Who wants to hang out during summer holidays?" I created an imaginary person on a different account to respond and ask me to hang out with him. I had a conversation on my status, with myself. FML
Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML
Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML
Today, a friend thought it would be funny to make a R.I.P. page for me on Facebook. Most liked post? "Too bad this page is fake." FML
Today, on Facebook, someone wrote a status implying that she was going to kill herself. I called a mutual friend, asking to check up on her. The next status the girl puts up said, "Someone thought I was going to commit suicide! Haha what a loser!" FML
Today, I set my relationship status to taken with a fake profile just for kicks. A literal minute later, an acquaintance commented proof that I stole the image from Google. I can't tell if I was busted so quickly because I'm a bad liar, or that people find it impossible to believe that I could get a girlfriend. FML
Today, someone reckoned that I would never be in a relationship. So I made up this whole story about some made up guy named 'Nick' and posted stuff on my Facebook and Myspace that I'm dating him. Now all my friends want to meet him. FML
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thepandaman 0
wow, you really must suck
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
cool story bro.
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Comments (162)
Mikkagandahan 4
Atleast you got our attention here :p
jellybean01 0
aww we should be Facebook friends
disney_blonde 16
If you don't have friends, who is going to read the status?
talun 10
Then continue on with the illusion. Delude yourself by creating other accounts to comment/like. At least get the satisfaction that you were looking for. Which can go on forever.
CallMeHush 1
This FML got more action than the FB post I bet. OP, you can back away from the ledge, FML pays attention to you.
creepingjennie 14
I know a female from NSW who did the same thing the other day. Coincidence? Hmmmmmmmmmmm. The reason why everyone ignores this particular person I know is because she is a selfish, immature troublemaking attention *****, and everyone is sick of her manufactured drama. I hope that's not you, OP.
bachooka 5
I also have someone on my facebook who is like this... she drives me bonkers. and she updates her status every two minutes, which isn't quite as often as she changes her sexual preference...
Nakolover13 0
Thats when you delete her.
creepingjennie 14
unfortunately, she is family. When I delete her, I am the bad guy.
Mikkagandahan 4
You can edit your news feed and choose to show or hide posts from particular people/friends without rejecting them as a facebook contact. I also categorize them into groups like, "Family","Highschool friends", etc. so I can easily choose which posts/albums to private it from. So yea I've found my way around facebook :p Haha! Just sharing ;)
deerescu 1
lol be YOURSELF. stop trying to b cool
NYBellz 0
Awww what's ur Fb I'll write something
Kelita 0
Well u ain't makin any friends here.......
hoghunter 1
it's called speaking to people. that's how must humans make friends. you should try it.