Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML
Today, none of my 500 Facebook friends responded to my status about "Who wants to hang out during summer holidays?" I created an imaginary person on a different account to respond and ask me to hang out with him. I had a conversation on my status, with myself. FML
Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML
Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML
Today, a friend thought it would be funny to make a R.I.P. page for me on Facebook. Most liked post? "Too bad this page is fake." FML
Today, on Facebook, someone wrote a status implying that she was going to kill herself. I called a mutual friend, asking to check up on her. The next status the girl puts up said, "Someone thought I was going to commit suicide! Haha what a loser!" FML
Today, I set my relationship status to taken with a fake profile just for kicks. A literal minute later, an acquaintance commented proof that I stole the image from Google. I can't tell if I was busted so quickly because I'm a bad liar, or that people find it impossible to believe that I could get a girlfriend. FML
Today, someone reckoned that I would never be in a relationship. So I made up this whole story about some made up guy named 'Nick' and posted stuff on my Facebook and Myspace that I'm dating him. Now all my friends want to meet him. FML
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thepandaman 0
wow, you really must suck
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
cool story bro.
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Comments (162)
lionheart822 13
and yet you felt the need to rant on about it to the people of fml? seriously bro go outside I know the sunlight hurts when you first step out of your sh*t hole of a home, but it's okay. everything will be better. then again, I'm not God so I don't know if it truly will get better. good luck?
Kobra_Kid 0
dude you don't have to attack him or anything
iislix1ii 19
dude thats what fml is for to share stories about how ourlives suck
pennies_lane 6
you can't pretend a friend hacked your account if you don't HAVE any friends....what a dumb arse!
ImaginaryFoe 1
Exactly what I was thinking! And were you putting on this pathetic show for an audience of one?
nerdsgetmehot 23
#14 I have a lot of Facebook friends that aren't actually people that I would call friends in real life. They added me because we went to school together, worked together, etc...
sparkman97 7
76 he meant friends not facebook friends.
electrorange 13
loser!!
luluq 0
instead of tricking nobody into thinking you have friends (which didn't work) try getting some real human friends. join a club or something, a real club with people in it that isn't online. GO FIND REAL PEOPLE.
maxsport8 1
How bout get of the computer and go outside. Find some REAL friends.
minktheshrink 0
please spell off with 2 "f"s. so annoying when people don't.
VorpikeII 17
nœ
perdix 31
I went on a dating website and said that my interests are: Farting and lying. I've had no hits. FML.
5up3rTAN 0
hahahahaha this mad my stomach muscles hurt
jemm94 0
lmao
cameront777 0
haha ty dude that hit the spot
xxxJORDYBEARxxx 0
lmao win
Jimboom 12
YDI for giving a crap about facebook. Why not take a minute, put down the computer, perhaps change out of your greasy sweatpants and get cleaned up. Then go out there and meet some real people. You know, those things you see outside of the window (both the glass variety and OS)
natas_fml 13
greasy sweatpants? was op swimming in a vat of grease somewhere?
givants 0
wow is this pathetic or what???
Frickmetinajenks 0
Get off facbook, get off your ass, shower, go out, meet people, come home, add them to facebook. Repeat.
5up3rTAN 0
*shower+get dressed
MLuckyCapoeirist 6
tsk, tsk, he was obviously asking him to go make friends at a nudist beach, duh!
cameront777 0
or don't get dressed and meet some nudists they're pretty open to strange ppl (obviously)