Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML
Today, none of my 500 Facebook friends responded to my status about "Who wants to hang out during summer holidays?" I created an imaginary person on a different account to respond and ask me to hang out with him. I had a conversation on my status, with myself. FML
Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML
Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML
Today, a friend thought it would be funny to make a R.I.P. page for me on Facebook. Most liked post? "Too bad this page is fake." FML
Today, on Facebook, someone wrote a status implying that she was going to kill herself. I called a mutual friend, asking to check up on her. The next status the girl puts up said, "Someone thought I was going to commit suicide! Haha what a loser!" FML
Today, I set my relationship status to taken with a fake profile just for kicks. A literal minute later, an acquaintance commented proof that I stole the image from Google. I can't tell if I was busted so quickly because I'm a bad liar, or that people find it impossible to believe that I could get a girlfriend. FML
Today, someone reckoned that I would never be in a relationship. So I made up this whole story about some made up guy named 'Nick' and posted stuff on my Facebook and Myspace that I'm dating him. Now all my friends want to meet him. FML
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thepandaman 0
wow, you really must suck
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
cool story bro.
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marble180 0
dude, that's sad....
nluv43v3r 0
why would you do that?
Chihuahua3773 0
Can I add you on facebook??
MFninjaof2012 0
Have u tried Match.com for more friends JS
msbritt06 0
how lame. even more lame that you came on fml to tell everyone
headbanger08 0
I find myself deeply depressed at this. not because I feel nothing for OP. but to the fact that this is what fml has lowered itself to. fake status hacks. what happened to the old "me and my gf were goin at it hard when her mom walked in. and the worst part is she ask to join." I miss these fml. the real one. not someone crying about having no life or having to get up at 4 am every day.
dudehaha 4
it is called go outside and have a life. gosh!
thesneakypickle 0
I feel bad for guy who posted this, you other commenters should give him a break
anettes 7
aw,, i'm so sorry.
Mikkagandahan 4
I have this friend on facebook who is 7 months pregnant with her first baby. She already made him (the baby) a facebook account. She would post a status on her profile like, "I love my baby nathan" and then the baby account would comment something like "I love you too mommy!", then they would have this actual conversation that everyone could read :p I dont know which one is more pathetic between her and the OP ;p