Anonymous
Close but no cigar
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
kaycie_lynn
United States
Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
a genius
United States
This is lit
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Anonymous
Fireball
Today, I went into work to finish one last task, but decided to also have a fire in the pit. I grabbed the wrong can of fuel and ended up taking a fireball to the face, singed the hair on my head, arms, and I have to shave my beard off… Well, what’s left of it. FML
crayons128
United States
Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
Anonymous
Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam
Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set my dad's leg on fire. FML
BubbaYoshi117
Kirkland, United States
Testing, testing
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
why?
United States
Today, I was supposed to light candles at my aunt's wedding. I accidentally lit the groom on fire. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while playing with a lighter, I jokingly told my boyfriend I would burn his mustache off. He responded by telling me he would burn off mine. FML
Anonymous
Hack it off
Today, I managed to shave a single stripe out of the right side of my beard before the trimmer sparked and caught fire. I have a job interview in twenty minutes. FML
meh beard
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Bowmanville, Canada
I'm awake
Today, my roommate thought it was a good idea to set my beard on fire to wake me up. FML
Top comments
GokuSS400 18
One very good reason to stop smoking
Kuibe 18
You see kids smoking hurts you in more than one way!
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Comments (98)
Dexter83_fml 17
In Russia the cigar lights you
JackDupp 11
Even funnier if OP is a woman
Alexandria79 22
There's your sign...
itchmcrotch 13
It's as if you even MENTION that you smoke on the internet all you're going to get is "HURR DURR DAS Y U STAHP SMOKIN". Shut up and leave him alone. None of your business.
TheLadyOpal 30
You don't even have to mention that you smoke, just that you have an ashtray lying around.
cornyrob 33
You know what smokers say: "Well, you're gonna die of something, anyway."
Zanquis 22
You are obviously not worthy of a beard, beard is cool, smoking is not. Beard went up in flames to solve the conflict that occurred.
be82tw 17
It might be time to invest in a slightly less flammable beard oil, OP. Life sucks. Unless you did one of those ridiculous glitter beard things for the holidays. Then you deserve it: 'Kill it with fire,' and all that.
annonshame 6
Good
tonyfan00 38
Grumpy Cat, is that you?
wildirishrose 19
First world hipster problems
DejaRenee 16
It's a sign