Anonymous
Close but no cigar
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
kaycie_lynn
United States
Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
a genius
United States
This is lit
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Anonymous
Fireball
Today, I went into work to finish one last task, but decided to also have a fire in the pit. I grabbed the wrong can of fuel and ended up taking a fireball to the face, singed the hair on my head, arms, and I have to shave my beard off… Well, what’s left of it. FML
crayons128
United States
Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
Anonymous
Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam
Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set my dad's leg on fire. FML
BubbaYoshi117
Kirkland, United States
Testing, testing
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
why?
United States
Today, I was supposed to light candles at my aunt's wedding. I accidentally lit the groom on fire. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while playing with a lighter, I jokingly told my boyfriend I would burn his mustache off. He responded by telling me he would burn off mine. FML
Anonymous
Hack it off
Today, I managed to shave a single stripe out of the right side of my beard before the trimmer sparked and caught fire. I have a job interview in twenty minutes. FML
meh beard
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Bowmanville, Canada
I'm awake
Today, my roommate thought it was a good idea to set my beard on fire to wake me up. FML
Top comments
GokuSS400 18
One very good reason to stop smoking
Kuibe 18
You see kids smoking hurts you in more than one way!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (98)
Steve97 32
Smoking is bad for you Santa.
G6Fari 18
It'll grow right back anyway :)
KhaleesiDannie 26
When the most interesting man in the world has a bad day
WolfsScar 15
Most manly FML I've seen.
91hayek 31
Santa leave the glowing to Rudolph. Also I've been really really good this year. Not killed anyone or anything.
spacefish966 18
I bet that smelled delightful
mswim 27
"Not my glorious beard!"
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Santa stick to the milk and cookies.
pjsr 33
Dang hipsters!
Captain_Debilos_fml 13
you ******* hipster