Today, my boyfriend, who moved in about a month ago, decided he wanted to move back out. Why? Because I don't keep my place clean enough for him. This, coming from the same man who refuses to wash or clean anything because "that's what women are for." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out why my boyfriend of over a year is so obsessed with cleaning his entire place before I come over. He's been hiding the ex-girlfriend who never moved out. FML
Today, my boyfriend is mad at his landlady because she hasn’t followed through yet on the new front door she promised a month ago. He, on the other hand, has neither cleaned the toilet, nor washed any dishes since he moved in. Which was… a month ago. FML
Today, I went home with the guy I’ve been casually seeing. His place was a disgusting pigsty so I made an excuse to leave. Later he texted me, ending things. Online I saw him bitching about how no one can pass his “girlfriend test” and that a real woman would happily clean for her man. FML
Today, I explained to my man child of a boyfriend that we don't reuse dirty dishes. We have to wash them. He doesn't think it's gross and yelled at me, throwing the pan in the sink. Oh, he also refuses to wash dishes. FML
Today, I moved out a few weeks ago because I was sick of my husband not helping around the house, and told him he’d never manage without me. I checked today while he was at work. The house is the cleanest I’ve ever seen it; apparently he doesn’t need me and most of the mess was actually mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML
Today, my boyfriend was tidying up around the room. I asked him if he'd like me to help, to which he responded, "No, I don't need any help," then added, "Wish you weren't so lazy." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
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Top comments
LovesSushi 25
Count your blessings that it only took a month of living together to find out what a douche canoe he is.
mk58 31
Good riddance.
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Comments (155)
clevercake 21
that sucks, but I don't see how you didn't know this if you were close enough to want to live together
nidie 7
When you are in sex,you can give it back.
sassy2085 16
My advice run the other way and never look back he sounds like he has mommy issues that no girl wants to deal with.
alfred07 18
I think if the guy is going to expect the girl to do all the cleaning he should take on one job in return, like doing all the cooking
chick92282 15
He doesn't want a girlfriend, he wants a maid. Consider yourself lucky that he wants to leave and let him go!
israelnotjacob 20
You kind of deserve this because if you've already heard him say that cleaning is "what women are for" then you have to expect he's going to be a douche bag who expects so many things from you but rarely returns the favor. You should have dumped his ass long ago. Let him move out, and after he has cut all connection to him immediately.
captainObviously 15
With this logic u should be able to stay home and clean all day as he is the man, the designated bread winner.
anyoldnamewilldo 23
Let him run back home to his mommy who probably created the monster anyway. I'd be willing to bet that she does everything for him.
gracehi 33
Be glad he's gone. Me ex-husband was like that. I would work 10-12 hours a day to support his unemployed ass and then he had the nerve to complain to me how the house was dirty when I came home and ask when I was going to make dinner. One day I told him that HE should clean the house because he didn't work. He replied, "But you're the woman." So I said, "Oh yeah? Well if you're 'the man,' why don't you work and pay all our bills?" That shut him up pretty quick that day, but he still continued to bitch about the house being dirty while not doing anything about it himself. My life is so much better now that he's out of it. I think your life is about to vastly improve as well.
perdix 31
#57, I could never understand that. You'd think he'd do some cleaning out of sheer boredom.
Obey_StudBoii 23
#80 A relationship is a two way street. Us women are not liable to do all the work, it's 50/50.
gracehi 33
Yeah, you would think. That 'man' makes lazy an art.
Fsvb 32
How did you ever marry that pig?
ironik69 31
Gracehi, I think we might have been married to the same ass hat. Happily divorced now too.
Zebediabolical 45
YDI for moving in with someone you don't really know in the first place.
squideth 18
Are you joking? Have you ever lived outside your parent's house? Sometimes people don't show their true selves until you live with them. Besides, what was she supposed to do? Marry him, then move in with him and hope for the best?