Today, my boyfriend, who moved in about a month ago, decided he wanted to move back out. Why? Because I don't keep my place clean enough for him. This, coming from the same man who refuses to wash or clean anything because "that's what women are for." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out why my boyfriend of over a year is so obsessed with cleaning his entire place before I come over. He's been hiding the ex-girlfriend who never moved out. FML
Today, my boyfriend is mad at his landlady because she hasn’t followed through yet on the new front door she promised a month ago. He, on the other hand, has neither cleaned the toilet, nor washed any dishes since he moved in. Which was… a month ago. FML
Today, I went home with the guy I’ve been casually seeing. His place was a disgusting pigsty so I made an excuse to leave. Later he texted me, ending things. Online I saw him bitching about how no one can pass his “girlfriend test” and that a real woman would happily clean for her man. FML
Today, I explained to my man child of a boyfriend that we don't reuse dirty dishes. We have to wash them. He doesn't think it's gross and yelled at me, throwing the pan in the sink. Oh, he also refuses to wash dishes. FML
Today, I moved out a few weeks ago because I was sick of my husband not helping around the house, and told him he’d never manage without me. I checked today while he was at work. The house is the cleanest I’ve ever seen it; apparently he doesn’t need me and most of the mess was actually mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML
Today, my boyfriend was tidying up around the room. I asked him if he'd like me to help, to which he responded, "No, I don't need any help," then added, "Wish you weren't so lazy." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
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Top comments
LovesSushi 25
Count your blessings that it only took a month of living together to find out what a douche canoe he is.
mk58 31
Good riddance.
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Comments (155)
pmadNess 16
Be glad! Now you won't be cleaning up after him and your place will stay much cleaner!
pacmanman 15
What a sexist asshole! Be glad you got rid of him when you did!
Inciter 33
Just be happy that this happened before you got married. At least now you didn't end up wasting tons of money on a wedding and eventual divorce.
noelleflores97 12
Why are you dating this prick?
AerBear115 15
Dump his ass. Women are not JUST for cleaning. He's sexist.
frankenfinger 12
I would like to apologize on behalf of all men, and apologize that you are with such a d**k. i'm with the others who say you should dump him. You deserve so much better than him
aligater10 7
Your and idiot for picking someone like that.
Shadow_Phantom 26
*You're an The irony here. it's delicious.
katt_is_here 24
You're stupid. :) Some people do not show their true colors until after you start dating.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Get yourself a new man unless you want to clean up after him for the rest of your life.
nicole_2792 8
Dump him. Dump him NOW.
hazardmuffin 21
Sorry he turned out to be such a douche...sucks it took til you moved in together to know it. Best kick him out of your life and move on. (Unless you were already aware of his underlying douchebaggery, then ydi, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.)