Today, my boyfriend, who moved in about a month ago, decided he wanted to move back out. Why? Because I don't keep my place clean enough for him. This, coming from the same man who refuses to wash or clean anything because "that's what women are for." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out why my boyfriend of over a year is so obsessed with cleaning his entire place before I come over. He's been hiding the ex-girlfriend who never moved out. FML
Today, my boyfriend is mad at his landlady because she hasn’t followed through yet on the new front door she promised a month ago. He, on the other hand, has neither cleaned the toilet, nor washed any dishes since he moved in. Which was… a month ago. FML
Today, I went home with the guy I’ve been casually seeing. His place was a disgusting pigsty so I made an excuse to leave. Later he texted me, ending things. Online I saw him bitching about how no one can pass his “girlfriend test” and that a real woman would happily clean for her man. FML
Today, I explained to my man child of a boyfriend that we don't reuse dirty dishes. We have to wash them. He doesn't think it's gross and yelled at me, throwing the pan in the sink. Oh, he also refuses to wash dishes. FML
Today, I moved out a few weeks ago because I was sick of my husband not helping around the house, and told him he’d never manage without me. I checked today while he was at work. The house is the cleanest I’ve ever seen it; apparently he doesn’t need me and most of the mess was actually mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML
Today, my boyfriend was tidying up around the room. I asked him if he'd like me to help, to which he responded, "No, I don't need any help," then added, "Wish you weren't so lazy." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
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LovesSushi 25
Count your blessings that it only took a month of living together to find out what a douche canoe he is.
mk58 31
Good riddance.
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Comments (155)
amifaiyaz 12
This fml is in desperate need of an 'ex-' in it somewhere.
ckrider64 8
please tell me you broke up with him
ViviMage 40
My male roommate bought a sewing machine because mommy isn't around to sew his pants up. I had to teach him HOW to use it, but he sews, cleans, cooks, and does dishes. Men need to learn a little, or work as the sole breadwinner and validate his point.
justlaugh85 3
Classic lol
hubbs666 2
Well one day he will learn
DasHaas 9
I'm not sure whether you deserve it for being in a long relationship with a guy like this and not expecting this outcome, or whether your life sucks because he's been lying to you throughout the entire relationship and is only showing his true self now.
sushi314 12
Bullet dodged!
katt_is_here 24
This is what happens when mommy picks up after her children and coddles them too much. Seriously, if you do not like the relationship your man has with his mother, RUN. He will treat you like that someday.
raspberryboo 10
let him gooo!
Obey_StudBoii 23
He's full of crap for thinking that way, It's a 50/50 thing. He wants respect? He should quit acting like a douche and help out instead of bitching.