Today, my boyfriend, who moved in about a month ago, decided he wanted to move back out. Why? Because I don't keep my place clean enough for him. This, coming from the same man who refuses to wash or clean anything because "that's what women are for." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out why my boyfriend of over a year is so obsessed with cleaning his entire place before I come over. He's been hiding the ex-girlfriend who never moved out. FML
Today, my boyfriend is mad at his landlady because she hasn’t followed through yet on the new front door she promised a month ago. He, on the other hand, has neither cleaned the toilet, nor washed any dishes since he moved in. Which was… a month ago. FML
Today, I went home with the guy I’ve been casually seeing. His place was a disgusting pigsty so I made an excuse to leave. Later he texted me, ending things. Online I saw him bitching about how no one can pass his “girlfriend test” and that a real woman would happily clean for her man. FML
Today, I explained to my man child of a boyfriend that we don't reuse dirty dishes. We have to wash them. He doesn't think it's gross and yelled at me, throwing the pan in the sink. Oh, he also refuses to wash dishes. FML
Today, I moved out a few weeks ago because I was sick of my husband not helping around the house, and told him he’d never manage without me. I checked today while he was at work. The house is the cleanest I’ve ever seen it; apparently he doesn’t need me and most of the mess was actually mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML
Today, my boyfriend was tidying up around the room. I asked him if he'd like me to help, to which he responded, "No, I don't need any help," then added, "Wish you weren't so lazy." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
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LovesSushi 25
Count your blessings that it only took a month of living together to find out what a douche canoe he is.
mk58 31
Good riddance.
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Comments (155)
mullisupreme 16
don't know why you are complaining - let him move out and your problems are solved!
onorexveritas 24
dump his sexist ass
josiem 11
Get rid of him. He clearly views you as a convenience, not a person.
thejimler 9
When guys like this score easily and I'm perpetually single, I say YDI for picking them.
zumare 3
See how far woman's rights go? Back in the day, woman got beat if they didn't clean up after the house. Haha silly girls think its an equal chore. Haha
thapora 8
Wow! Well now at least you know he's not the one and can move on.
Axel5238 29
This sucks for the OP, but there must have been some signs somewhere along the line. I've noticed guys that tend to make a lot of jokes putting women down aren't really joking and believe it. Had a friend that did that in high school he made racist jokes, but thought we thought he was just doing it to be a dick. Ended up he actually was a racist and everyone stopped hanging out with him once they found out. If someone jokes about something enough, chances are they are actually that screwed up.
pnutbutternjelly 15
Honestly, though that is ridiculous, why would you even want to be with him
naiveprophet 15
My boyfriend doesn't do any of the cleaning, and he's a complete slob >.< I sometimes want to make him pay all the bills.
wanderingshopper 13
Gotta get rid of him.