Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter making out with a piece of paper with someone from the cast of IT taped to her pillow. FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, I had to pick my daughter up from pre-school because she repeatedly hit another kid with a stick. Apparently, my parents have been letting her watch violent action movies again. FML
Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
Today, I got a call from my child's preschool saying that "Mindy keeps saying she sits on her daddy's lap and plays with his peter." My daughter meant 'puter, as in computer. Now the school is worried my husband is a child molester. FML
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML
Today, I went to my phone company and had my text history pulled. Why? Because a few days ago, my four year-old daughter told me that, "Daddy has a wife and a girlfriend." Turns out she was right. FML
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djm2010 8
The teacher sounds slow. She could have asked your daughter to elaborate and using context clues, she would figure out what your daughter actually watched. As cart that is is the person you have to trust to educate your child.
djm2010 8
No one said anything about doing that in front if the class. She could have pulled the child to the side and asked her to explain herself a little further. It would take half a second to figure out what she really meant.
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Comments (49)
tigerswordss 13
i once said **** stars instead of pawnstars too.
Etweens96 25
Yeah the name is easy to mispronounce but it's a great show! I love pawn stars!
smoothies14 32
Rick said when the producer asked him what he wanted to call the show he said pawn stars because drunk people flipping through the channel guide would make that mistake. Same with their spinoff, pawnography.
Destiny8745 29
Oh how kids say the darndest things.
THEDARKLORDOFALL 17
I remember the ad for that show while I was in England. Had to do a double take the first time I heard it
thomie 3
I claim that your daughter really said Pawn Stars but that the teacher - thinking of nothing but **** - just understood '**** stars'. The teacher should be accused of questionable morals, not you.
exoticwaved 9
That teacher is trying to break your marriage up !
angeluscado 15
Look on the bright side - at least it wasn't "Hardcore Pawn".
Angelkisses130 26
This is why I hate teachers for children sometimes, they always get involved even if it's none of their business and especially knowing how kids say the darnest things
The_Skittish_One 27
While it it true that there will be times that teachers will get involved in things and it turns out to not be a real issue, teachers are mandatory reporters. If they have genuine concern about a student's welfare they MUST follow it up in some way. And you know what? Sometimes concerned teachers will "get involved" with something that is perfectly fine/safe/innocent etc. But it's better to be safe than sorry. In regards to this particular situation, I had never heard of "Pawn Stars" before and if a student had said that to me I would feel obliged to follow it up. Yes it's a bit embarrassing for the people involved in this case, but it probably had to be done.
alexxxx92 9
Yeah sure "pawn" stars. Nice safe