Today, a drunk dude walked up to me and said, "You're ugly as fuck." His sober friend quickly apologized and explained that he was wasted, before looking me up and down and adding, "Well, not completely, I guess." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during a drunken night out, a really trashed friend said to me, "Jeez, even when I’m drunk, you're really ugly." FML
Today, I was at a bar, when a heavily drunk guy came up to me and slurred "Fuucckkk lady, your face... not even with beer goggles!" FML
Today, my drunk dad told me I'm smart enough that any guy could overlook the fact that I'm fat, but not smart enough that they could overlook how ugly I am. Gee, thanks. FML
Today, I was going out with my supermodel-gorgeous friend, so I put extra effort into looking good. I thought I looked pretty good, but when we got to the subway station, a drunk old man looked at us and loudly announced, "That's always the way it is, there's a fit one and an ugly one." FML
Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML
Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
Today, a friend of mine sent me a message saying, "Man, I am so sorry but we were both really drunk and I swear it didn't mean anything." FML
Today, my best friend got drunk and told me he's only friends with me because no one else will be friends with him. He then went on to tell me that he wasn't actually that drunk. FML
Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and said, "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML
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rahulcool7 14
Don't listen to them they sound pretty dumb
cottoncandymango 17
Even though drunk words are sober thoughts, there was absolutely no need for them to be assholes. They're just shit-faced. Literally.
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Comments (87)
fallslikedominos 10
At least you're not as ugly as them Op, because their insides are a piece of shit.
anabuddy123 10
That was insensitive of them
KaylaTackett 18
How ******* rude!
Simbaby 23
He was drunk to ! Don't listen to him . You should've kicked him in balls !
713bulldog 4
lmao...
khodginssxo 14
whattt the ****! that is beyond rude! Seriously hoping you slapped sacked or spat on those giant dipshits. Sorry that happened to you xo
KatStyles 10
Ohmigod!
athos1237 4
Clearly neither was drunk enough
withasmile 3
I hate it when people feel the need to hurt other people. They suck. I tell my kids never ever to judge others by the way they look, people are valuable for who they are. Besides, looks are transient, go away with age and can be lost in a moment such as a car accident or to things like cancer. Honest to god if I were there I'd make such a spectacle of them (and myself - but too old to care:-)) standing up for you and telling them exactly what kind of scum of the earth they are.
Shredder2 5
You sure his friend wasn't high?