Today, a drunk dude walked up to me and said, "You're ugly as fuck." His sober friend quickly apologized and explained that he was wasted, before looking me up and down and adding, "Well, not completely, I guess." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, during a drunken night out, a really trashed friend said to me, "Jeez, even when I’m drunk, you're really ugly." FML
Today, I was at a bar, when a heavily drunk guy came up to me and slurred "Fuucckkk lady, your face... not even with beer goggles!" FML
Today, my drunk dad told me I'm smart enough that any guy could overlook the fact that I'm fat, but not smart enough that they could overlook how ugly I am. Gee, thanks. FML
Today, I was going out with my supermodel-gorgeous friend, so I put extra effort into looking good. I thought I looked pretty good, but when we got to the subway station, a drunk old man looked at us and loudly announced, "That's always the way it is, there's a fit one and an ugly one." FML
Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML
Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
Today, a friend of mine sent me a message saying, "Man, I am so sorry but we were both really drunk and I swear it didn't mean anything." FML
Today, my best friend got drunk and told me he's only friends with me because no one else will be friends with him. He then went on to tell me that he wasn't actually that drunk. FML
Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and said, "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML
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rahulcool7 14
Don't listen to them they sound pretty dumb
cottoncandymango 17
Even though drunk words are sober thoughts, there was absolutely no need for them to be assholes. They're just shit-faced. Literally.
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Comments (87)
Tippmann 10
They're are just dicks, just keep on walking OP.
buckdharma 38
That's super ****** up he said "you're ugly as ****," but he was all ****** up and his friend was probably half ******. I bet you thought, who the **** is this? I don't like what the **** is going on here, before telling them to **** off.
sabbyheartswhat 23
I like your use of the word ****. It's hard to cram it in one comment. But you do it so well. :) no bullshit, I like it. :D
Al3xv3l92 24
They are totally Assholes forget them op.
hordriss 14
The rudeness of some people it's shocking. It would be more constructive to say nothing off that is all they have to say.
Virtual_BS 13
Bwahahaha. **** the supportive comments, I'm just going to enjoy the humour that has been provided by the sober asshole. FYL for what happened. ...but YDI (my laughter) for posting it.
worldclassrager 41
That's two out of the seven billon in the world...that's like .001%...and there is always going to be someone looking for you...
piggle 9
2 out of 7 billion is wayyyyy less than .001%
ShakeDisPlace 10
What idiots. I bet your beautiful OP.
tfriend3 15
Because a drunken imbecile and his sidekick are picking up all the girls -_-. Don't let people like that hurt you OP they're probably insecure
joyce71 5
wow that must hurt I'm sorry that they did to you
skyeyez9 25
Every person has at least one nice physical quality about them. Whether its pretty eye color and long eyelashes, nice smile...etc I was teased for being "ugly" as a kid. Mainly cause I'm Japanese and Italian. But nowadays, guys find it "exotic and attractive." As a kid in an all white community, being the only olive toned, green eyes kid made me look different and singled out for ridicule