Today, my ex got arrested for stealing. His new girlfriend texted me asking if I could lend her money to bail him out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the girl my ex-husband cheated on me with, and left me for, called me and asked for money to bail him out of jail. She asked me because I have my own business and I'm financially stable. FML
Today, I had to bail my ex-husband out of jail. He didn't want his new wife to get mad at him. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, after having loaned my girlfriend money after she claimed to be broke and unable to pay her rent and electricity bills, she went out, spent it all on a new purse and phone, and now refuses to pay me back. FML
Today, I heard that my ex wrecked my car. He'd "borrowed it" and has had it for 2 months. He refused to return it. I went to the police and they went behind my back and "attempted" to retrieve it yesterday, without me. This just caused him to run away. FML
Today, I bailed my brother out of jail for violating a restraining order filed against him by his ex. I dropped him off at the place he told me he was staying at. Turned out it was his ex's house, and now he's in jail again. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML
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Top comments
Tamandua 19
Give her a nickel and tell her not to spend it all in one place.
XxDanno316xX 27
Either she is really brave or really ******* stupid. Fyl op.
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Comments (78)
tiger820 20
ummmmm, NOOOOOOOO! people are ******* stupid!
Mynxie 26
Why the hell does your ex's new gf have your number? I would tell her to leave you alone and deal with that mess of an ex. It's not your responsibility.
HollyQuinn 21
She can **** right off!
TheLynx_fml 20
Id just laugh and laugh and laugh
Solano2580 24
You have them by the balls, either squeeze until they burst or let go, your choice OP.
FalloutScrolls 25
On the bright side, congratulations on getting rid of the shoplifting boyfriend! Have some cake.
tintin10_fml 13
I wouldn't be surprised if you did.
Asinger06 1
Are you the same gal who found out her friend was dating your ex? Does she see why you're no longer together? Explains why the chick would have op's number.
mariri9206 32
You should say you'll give her the money, then hang up, let him rot in jail and just screen her calls. If she knows where you live and show up, just ignore her. Or call the cops on her and tell them she's trespassing. Then she could be in jail "with" her BF.
Sandman2015 12
Please tell me you laughed and introduced her to Mr. Dialtone?