Today, my ex got arrested for stealing. His new girlfriend texted me asking if I could lend her money to bail him out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the girl my ex-husband cheated on me with, and left me for, called me and asked for money to bail him out of jail. She asked me because I have my own business and I'm financially stable. FML
Today, I had to bail my ex-husband out of jail. He didn't want his new wife to get mad at him. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, after having loaned my girlfriend money after she claimed to be broke and unable to pay her rent and electricity bills, she went out, spent it all on a new purse and phone, and now refuses to pay me back. FML
Today, I heard that my ex wrecked my car. He'd "borrowed it" and has had it for 2 months. He refused to return it. I went to the police and they went behind my back and "attempted" to retrieve it yesterday, without me. This just caused him to run away. FML
Today, I bailed my brother out of jail for violating a restraining order filed against him by his ex. I dropped him off at the place he told me he was staying at. Turned out it was his ex's house, and now he's in jail again. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML
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Top comments
Tamandua 19
Give her a nickel and tell her not to spend it all in one place.
XxDanno316xX 27
Either she is really brave or really ******* stupid. Fyl op.
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Comments (78)
sadshithappens 7
You musn't lend her money. That is hers and your ex's problem. She is so brave and stupid.
meatmaeta 21
Go to the police station, laugh and walk out. No pain no gain. Two cents? Please.
NYGiants1925 22
Give her a quarter & tell her to use it to call someone who cares.
vikky538 29
She is thinking he is worth a dime.
YesIamjudgingU 4
I bet you gave it to her, didn't you?
Jrthesnowman87 3
i hope you laughed as hard as you could before texting her No
ebolson1019 12
Please tell me you said no, you never contact the ex expect to talk about how much of a douche they are after you break up
petergozinya37 8
It's moments like this that bring out the irony in life. I hope you did absolutely nothing. Just enjoy it.
urbanbigfoot 20
Leave him in there. He is not your burden anymore.
Asianjaned 9
Tell her a time and place. Just don't show up!