Today, my ex got arrested for stealing. His new girlfriend texted me asking if I could lend her money to bail him out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the girl my ex-husband cheated on me with, and left me for, called me and asked for money to bail him out of jail. She asked me because I have my own business and I'm financially stable. FML
Today, I had to bail my ex-husband out of jail. He didn't want his new wife to get mad at him. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, after having loaned my girlfriend money after she claimed to be broke and unable to pay her rent and electricity bills, she went out, spent it all on a new purse and phone, and now refuses to pay me back. FML
Today, I heard that my ex wrecked my car. He'd "borrowed it" and has had it for 2 months. He refused to return it. I went to the police and they went behind my back and "attempted" to retrieve it yesterday, without me. This just caused him to run away. FML
Today, I bailed my brother out of jail for violating a restraining order filed against him by his ex. I dropped him off at the place he told me he was staying at. Turned out it was his ex's house, and now he's in jail again. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML
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Top comments
Tamandua 19
Give her a nickel and tell her not to spend it all in one place.
XxDanno316xX 27
Either she is really brave or really ******* stupid. Fyl op.
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Comments (78)
nekminnet 13
I'd be "Bwhahahahaha as if" click. Some people have a lot of nerve.
MrPotatoFace 9
lol, I imagined a woman laughing like that.
Seashells77 25
This doesn't sound like an FML, he's not your boyfriend anymore.. it's not your problem. You're not obligated to give them anything. If I were you I'd laugh my ass off and not worry about it.
worldclassrager 41
That is honestly one of the stupidest questions I can fathom...
KxHoneyCombxP 24
Hopefully you told her that he is no longer your problem.
zaidthunder1 27
Thieves,big assholes they are.
TMO2142 25
Ignore the message
Kwphunter 15
I'd give her a penny.
Tannasgh 22
FDS ... F**k Dat Shit
Fmlsea 28
wow thats just stupid to ask you for the money ,hes her problem now not yours.better yet why doesnt he ask his family for money instead .if i was you id tell her to delete your number off both of their phones and never contact you again.
oteran 6
Probably typed the wrong number because only a idiot would actually think that an ex would bail them out of jail