Today, my ex got arrested for stealing. His new girlfriend texted me asking if I could lend her money to bail him out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the girl my ex-husband cheated on me with, and left me for, called me and asked for money to bail him out of jail. She asked me because I have my own business and I'm financially stable. FML
Today, I had to bail my ex-husband out of jail. He didn't want his new wife to get mad at him. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, after having loaned my girlfriend money after she claimed to be broke and unable to pay her rent and electricity bills, she went out, spent it all on a new purse and phone, and now refuses to pay me back. FML
Today, I heard that my ex wrecked my car. He'd "borrowed it" and has had it for 2 months. He refused to return it. I went to the police and they went behind my back and "attempted" to retrieve it yesterday, without me. This just caused him to run away. FML
Today, I bailed my brother out of jail for violating a restraining order filed against him by his ex. I dropped him off at the place he told me he was staying at. Turned out it was his ex's house, and now he's in jail again. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML
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Top comments
Tamandua 19
Give her a nickel and tell her not to spend it all in one place.
XxDanno316xX 27
Either she is really brave or really ******* stupid. Fyl op.
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Comments (78)
PhoenixChick 26
If you run out of Nopes, you can borrow a big bucketful of Hell No from me.
rebelbelle 17
looks like you doged a bullet to me
olpally 33
Don't even get sucked into that shit. Not worth it, clearly.
more4me 27
He sounds like the gift that keeps on giving ... not in a good way.
MonstreBelle 29
Say yes, then give her Monopoly money when you see her. Ex or not, I would be very reluctant to bail anyone out of jail unless I really trusted them. Even then, I would only do it they really hadn't done anything wrong, which is rare so I doubt I'll ever be in that position. I wouldn't want the responsibility or risk of having to pay if someone skipped bail.
I_own_a_dog 11
All of you are assuming op and her ex are on bad terms, perhaps they had different intentions and goals so they broke up? Maybe op is just saying this cause she wants to lend the money but is annoyed or upset with her exs actions? But forget all of what I said, this is fml obviously her ex beat her and cheated cause we automatically assume the worst on this app
more4me 27
We're not necessarily assuming anything. Even if they are in good terms, whenever someone calls you for bail money, it's pretty much an automatic FML. If their NEW significant other calls you for bail money, it's like adding insult to injury, no ? And if they were caught stealing on top of it ... **** , that's another level of FML altogether.
homtravel 10
The Jail's an auction house now.
katluvr 22
Sounds like he's her problem now. Perhaps you should change your number.
Dexter83_fml 17
Bugger
MooseKnuckle503 11
How is that an 'FML