Today, my ex got arrested for stealing. His new girlfriend texted me asking if I could lend her money to bail him out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the girl my ex-husband cheated on me with, and left me for, called me and asked for money to bail him out of jail. She asked me because I have my own business and I'm financially stable. FML
Today, I had to bail my ex-husband out of jail. He didn't want his new wife to get mad at him. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, after having loaned my girlfriend money after she claimed to be broke and unable to pay her rent and electricity bills, she went out, spent it all on a new purse and phone, and now refuses to pay me back. FML
Today, I heard that my ex wrecked my car. He'd "borrowed it" and has had it for 2 months. He refused to return it. I went to the police and they went behind my back and "attempted" to retrieve it yesterday, without me. This just caused him to run away. FML
Today, I bailed my brother out of jail for violating a restraining order filed against him by his ex. I dropped him off at the place he told me he was staying at. Turned out it was his ex's house, and now he's in jail again. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML
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Top comments
Tamandua 19
Give her a nickel and tell her not to spend it all in one place.
XxDanno316xX 27
Either she is really brave or really ******* stupid. Fyl op.
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Comments (78)
RnLaLa 6
Hopefully you told her that he's her problem now. However the relationship ended at least you know you're better off.
Etweens96 25
A lot of nerve she has to ask you. Tell her "he's your problem now"
mmoses12 11
and that's why we broke up! lol
trulypar 34
I'd tell the new girlfriend to wake up and smell the coffee, she has a chance to be his next ex and she should take it...this guy is bad news.
worthypegram1 13
Please tell me you said no
beantownchivette 8
Sounds like you need to tell her "bye Felicia"
Manic1 13
I would have laughed my ass off and hung up on her.
RinoaHeartilly 36
Please tell me you said no. Some people think they owe their exes and it's stupid and depressing.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I'd just give her a penny.
corky1992 33
I hope you said no.