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This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Ireland
Cheeky git
Today, my husband told me he had been cheating on me for the past 8 months. Twenty minutes later, he asked me what was for dinner. FML
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merritalstatus 3
it sucks but you kinda deserved it for not showing him the door within those 20 minutes
BoCo_fml 9
I agree. If it were me those 20 minutes would have been spend driving to a lawyer, not chillin' with him. Also OP, you don't deserve that kind of treatment DO NOT stay with him. An affair is unforgivable!
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Comments (96)
a_girl_i_know 0
bust a lorena bobbett on him
ReeNAh 0
Am I the only chick that thinks this is awesome? Not the cheating part! But the fact that he had to balls to walk up the wifey 20mins later & expected a home cooked meal is hella boss! Like seriously are you ******* kidding me?! Love it definitely adding to favorites
jpinpoint 0
That's kind of funny. He got it off his chest and felt safe enough to ask for dinner. He'd be dead or violently vomiting if he was my husband.
whoisthisgirl 4
he's
einauglein 0
I would have said: your dinner is a POO SANDWICH!
bt3 0
umm I don't beleive this!
No_habla_espanol 11
lol or a "hot dog"
bh0p 0
why were you still with him 20 minutes later?
kayPandastyle 15
shoulda told him he looked hungry n was gonna get 'grits' lol
heyitsmeyay 0
pork chops and potatoes for you and rat poison for him :)