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Cheeky git

Today, my husband told me he had been cheating on me for the past 8 months. Twenty minutes later, he asked me what was for dinner. FML

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it sucks but you kinda deserved it for not showing him the door within those 20 minutes

I agree. If it were me those 20 minutes would have been spend driving to a lawyer, not chillin' with him. Also OP, you don't deserve that kind of treatment DO NOT stay with him. An affair is unforgivable!

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JokeMeister 0

YTDI. He should not have been conscious 20min.later!

ladydizzle2010 0

He is an ass, You're better off without him anyway.

Well...what did you make him? Mmm maybe some nice steak while you sign the divorce papers.

lol your life sucks. and what's fyl?

seximexi911 10

f*ck him. i'd be like oh thank god bc I've been cheating on you for a year with your best friend.

Hmmmm. 8 months and you had no idea? Plus he expects you to still make him grub? Quit letting him walk all over you and tell him to get the **** out. Unless you LIKE it... damn. More divorcing, less enabling. +/-

the bad thing is u still let him in the house after 20 mins... sry for u tho

well dinner is important

Sorry OP :( But he's cool for having the guts to ask dinner from you after that bombshell!!

Chop his nuts off