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This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Ireland
Cheeky git
Today, my husband told me he had been cheating on me for the past 8 months. Twenty minutes later, he asked me what was for dinner. FML
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merritalstatus 3
it sucks but you kinda deserved it for not showing him the door within those 20 minutes
BoCo_fml 9
I agree. If it were me those 20 minutes would have been spend driving to a lawyer, not chillin' with him. Also OP, you don't deserve that kind of treatment DO NOT stay with him. An affair is unforgivable!
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Bg4l31 0
So what is for dinner?
pink_mess 0
that bastardo if i where you i would have told him that all that time he cheated on u you shitted on his dinners fhl
psychochick29 0
"Well dear, I was thinking about a nice big cup of "Get the f*ck outta my house you cheating bastard", but if you don't want that then I'll serve you "Your testicles after I cut them off with a dull, rusted saw" on a silver platter. Your choice." :) but that's just what I woulda said :)
perdix 31
Something into which a turd could be neatly concealed. Another helping of . . . *groan, squeeze* . . . meatloaf, dear?
xgetxbentx 13
why was he still there 20minutes later? throw his ass to the curb. seriously..,
demarcusT 0
house could be his and not hers
JordynnLOL 11
what man doesn't do that. This isn't an FML, it's why a guy and his ex broke up. Same story every time.
mrzero 0
wow!!! lucky son of a bitch
philzilla 1
all that sex makes him hungry
ass2mouth 0
what is for dinner?
blahzz 4
So what did you make for dinner?