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Cheeky git

Today, my husband told me he had been cheating on me for the past 8 months. Twenty minutes later, he asked me what was for dinner. FML

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it sucks but you kinda deserved it for not showing him the door within those 20 minutes

I agree. If it were me those 20 minutes would have been spend driving to a lawyer, not chillin' with him. Also OP, you don't deserve that kind of treatment DO NOT stay with him. An affair is unforgivable!

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This is fake, obviously that sammich woulda been ready sooner than 20 minutes!!

Mac and cheese with a side of cyanide..

ianbennett123 0

make him a sammich bitch!

kinda corny but cute

I don't know what's for dinner, but for desert there's a cup of hemlock just for you, dear :-)

yummycupcakegirl 0

say "your other girlfriend. i bet u think shes yummy"*sarcasm*

These things require at 24-hour notice...

TIME FOR BIG FAT BITCHSLAP! RAAAAA maybe give him a taste of your back hand complete with wedding ring :p

guess what: in hong kong its legal to kill your husband if he cheats on you.. just saying. DISCLAIMER: must kill with own two hands. im 100% serious

Awesome!! =)

u where counting how long he waited until he asked u that?