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This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Ireland
Cheeky git
Today, my husband told me he had been cheating on me for the past 8 months. Twenty minutes later, he asked me what was for dinner. FML
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merritalstatus 3
it sucks but you kinda deserved it for not showing him the door within those 20 minutes
BoCo_fml 9
I agree. If it were me those 20 minutes would have been spend driving to a lawyer, not chillin' with him. Also OP, you don't deserve that kind of treatment DO NOT stay with him. An affair is unforgivable!
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Comments (96)
Kanvis78 0
This is fake, obviously that sammich woulda been ready sooner than 20 minutes!!
cheesiepooh 0
Mac and cheese with a side of cyanide..
ianbennett123 0
make him a sammich bitch!
c8750 2
kinda corny but cute
adidjo 0
I don't know what's for dinner, but for desert there's a cup of hemlock just for you, dear :-)
yummycupcakegirl 0
say "your other girlfriend. i bet u think shes yummy"*sarcasm*
brannyh 0
These things require at 24-hour notice...
far_east 6
TIME FOR BIG FAT BITCHSLAP! RAAAAA maybe give him a taste of your back hand complete with wedding ring :p
far_east 6
guess what: in hong kong its legal to kill your husband if he cheats on you.. just saying. DISCLAIMER: must kill with own two hands. im 100% serious
amberita28 0
Awesome!! =)
swimmerstud 7
u where counting how long he waited until he asked u that?