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This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Ireland
Cheeky git
Today, my husband told me he had been cheating on me for the past 8 months. Twenty minutes later, he asked me what was for dinner. FML
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merritalstatus 3
it sucks but you kinda deserved it for not showing him the door within those 20 minutes
BoCo_fml 9
I agree. If it were me those 20 minutes would have been spend driving to a lawyer, not chillin' with him. Also OP, you don't deserve that kind of treatment DO NOT stay with him. An affair is unforgivable!
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Comments (96)
ilovemunro 0
wow seriously ? hahaha yea FYL
black_knight402 0
stick a deoderant stick up there
turtlemansam 6
What was for dinner? a loaf of POW!
Arsonnist 3
Kung POW chicken.
MrWTF_fml 2
WTF? what were you doing for the last 20 minute??
rockr_chick 5
fyl but y would u still be there 20 minutes later?????????
heyred 11
So he hadn't died by then? Put another round in him and end his suffering.
Skroal_stomper 5
Well? What was for dinner?
MagneticGuitar 0
He is a real man!
JuliaM1000 10
"Hey honey by the way I hate ur sorry little fatty buttox. Also, what's for dinner?"
tweetbaby14 18
you should've said some super delicious, expensive dish for yourself and he can ask that other woman. I would've been like "lobster with a side of melted butter and steak... for me and for you just go ask _(insert other woman's name here)_."
xiShawnx 0
So what's fir dinner you never answered me?!?
Pixie333 6
Awww... That really sucks! I hope your life gets better from this point on!
Iowa123 0
Well, she's the woman.
nicobington 1
anyone notice that the first post is Justin bieber's top half and the other half is a palerina. lmfao
GROWNsimba 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
that is ****** BOSS, did you have sex after?
twinny_sc 13
Break up sex!
WorldWarAres 11
What the **** is wrong with you people. That is not the right thing to do after telling someone you ******* cheated on them.
merritalstatus 3
it sucks but you kinda deserved it for not showing him the door within those 20 minutes
demarcusT 0
the house could be his and not hers
MissErikaHart 0
they're married the house prob belongs to both
BoCo_fml 9
I agree. If it were me those 20 minutes would have been spend driving to a lawyer, not chillin' with him. Also OP, you don't deserve that kind of treatment DO NOT stay with him. An affair is unforgivable!
jlynntiger 0
leave him
billieb_fml 0
agree with #5. you shoulda kicked him out then and there.. once a cheater always a cheater!
perdix 31
That's not exactly true. There are people who are so lousy and negligent to their partners that they make their otherwise faithful and loyal partners seek love and affection elsewhere. A more accurate version of that slogan would be: Once a cheater on you, always a cheater on you. It's possible that this person could be faithful to someone who meets their needs.
luda2300 0
I agree
Invierno 10
Yeah, and there are also assholes who cheat on unsuspecting partners that are doing everything they can to show that they love them. So screw cheaters. No excuses. They should be a decent person and at least terminate their current relationship before beginning another one.
Mirorbo 27
There seems to be an epidemic where the male mind is shutting down at an alarming rate!!
YouSuckAtLove 0
So after he told you that, you waited with him for 20 minutes? not kicking him out? or you leaving? to me it doesnt seem like you care hes cheating.
perdix 31
What did he do during that intervening 20 minutes? The other woman?
blahzz 4
That and then some.
emeralz1 0
did u tell him his d*ck on a platter?? what a d*ck weed he is!