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This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Ireland
Cheeky git
Today, my husband told me he had been cheating on me for the past 8 months. Twenty minutes later, he asked me what was for dinner. FML
Top comments
merritalstatus 3
it sucks but you kinda deserved it for not showing him the door within those 20 minutes
BoCo_fml 9
I agree. If it were me those 20 minutes would have been spend driving to a lawyer, not chillin' with him. Also OP, you don't deserve that kind of treatment DO NOT stay with him. An affair is unforgivable!
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Comments (96)
bryna_fml 5
I hope he likes eating with his ass because thats where i would shove it
rocketgirl999 2
sad. leave him now. once a cheater always a cheater
rocketgirl999 2
i agree with#106
angelofsaturn 23
powdered donuts...covered in arsenic.
writergirl23 19
His dick in a sandwich?
skulls4evachica 3
Tell him a Knuckle sandwich
BeautyOfGrac3 6
Time to get the frying pan and let it meet his face. Then tell him "there's ur dinner bitch!! GTFO"
bambi1989 15
Divorce papers!
Ugi 27
Battered testicles, I assume! Almond cookies are always a good choice under such circumstances.....
dramaticsamsam 2
food and sex are the two things that are normally on guys minds.