Cheeky git
fmldailyyy - - Ireland
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break up sex on the dining table with an apple slicer.
"Yummy divorce papers, of course, Dear. They will be served some time later this week. Why don't you just go out with your friends until they're ready." Say with a big smile and change all the locks and the alarm code as soon as he leaves.
mintcar
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Tell him HE IS dinner.
nice!!!!
skyeyez9
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Force feed him a mouthful of Oleander leaves.
Invierno
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I foresee a rusty ax in his future. And people wonder why crimes of passion happen...FYL, OP.
YDI for not kicking his ass out or leaving yourself immediately. He was hungry. You were there. Should've made him dinner since you stuck around.
gusgus36
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what an asshole! divorce asap, it's not like it was a one time mistake, 8 months is a longterm thing. and he had the nerve to ask what's for dinner omg
ulovemelongtime
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u should of told him to ask his new gf what was for dinner cuz you ain't cooking shit for him anymore!
delicious! jk
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it sucks but you kinda deserved it for not showing him the door within those 20 minutes
I agree. If it were me those 20 minutes would have been spend driving to a lawyer, not chillin' with him. Also OP, you don't deserve that kind of treatment DO NOT stay with him. An affair is unforgivable!