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Cheeky git

Today, my husband told me he had been cheating on me for the past 8 months. Twenty minutes later, he asked me what was for dinner. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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merritalstatus 3

it sucks but you kinda deserved it for not showing him the door within those 20 minutes

BoCo_fml 9

I agree. If it were me those 20 minutes would have been spend driving to a lawyer, not chillin' with him. Also OP, you don't deserve that kind of treatment DO NOT stay with him. An affair is unforgivable!

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Comments (96)

WarriorOmen 25

I'd have said. 'I'm serving divorce papers'.

krispybacon4321 23

Put dish soap in his dinner when he's not looking.

TheLittleOnion 18

This is your reply," What makes you think you're getting any? Oh, by the way, have I introduced you to the door? GET OUTTTA HERE!!!"

geoh0400 14

Devorce papers were probably served...

Tyrax 16

I must assume you were either crying, or still in shock. Or possibly debating murder versus divorce versus separation. I do hope you gave him an appropriately snarky answer.

Taurus_ChicKa 37

The correct response to that would be "divorce papers." And his ass served on a silver platter.