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This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Ireland
Cheeky git
Today, my husband told me he had been cheating on me for the past 8 months. Twenty minutes later, he asked me what was for dinner. FML
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merritalstatus 3
it sucks but you kinda deserved it for not showing him the door within those 20 minutes
BoCo_fml 9
I agree. If it were me those 20 minutes would have been spend driving to a lawyer, not chillin' with him. Also OP, you don't deserve that kind of treatment DO NOT stay with him. An affair is unforgivable!
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Arsonnist 3
Apparently the other women doesn't cook for him. He's screwed. No pun intended.
hidingoutt7 0
umm cut his balls off
Gemfez 17
And then cook them for his dinner
rebanne 5
kick his ass down the toilet!!!! son of a bitch.
bloobelly 0
did you answer "your dick, served with a side of potato's"? if the answer is yes, you win. if it's a no. you lose. :(
OwNowBrownCow 0
Cockmeat sandwiches.
ArthursLifeSucks 2
That's what I came here to say. Thanks for taking care of my light work :)
GoKickRocks 1
Well? What was for dinner?
kotomi 0
your favorite ...with poison
emmyers 0
pour scolding hot water on him. better yet why don't you drug him and pawn off all his stuff.
bargrooves 0
spit piss shit into his every meal for the next few days while you're getting your things and be.*******.gone girl. no returns.
jgray106 3
I suppose the most obvious question is 'why is he in your house 20 minutes later...?'