Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML
Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML
Today, I was taking an exam and I knew I was unprepared, so I wrote some cheat notes on my ankle. As I cross my legs to look at my notes, I realize I wore tall boots to class. I can't even cheat properly. FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, I raised my hand to answer a question, but I forgot the answer, so when the teacher called on me, I just said, "I need to pee." FML
Today, while studying in the library, I felt a sudden urge to pass gas. There were not too many people around, so I let it go while in my seat and it went unnoticed. What caught the attention of everybody was the puddle slowly forming under my seat. Turns out, I farted so hard I pissed myself. FML
Today, since I always fall asleep in class, I decided not to go to the bathroom beforehand, hoping the need to pee would keep me awake. I ended up falling asleep and wetting myself in the middle of the lecture. FML
Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML
Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML
Today, I had my end of year physics exam. I wasn't sure about some stuff, so I hid my notes and textbook in the bathroom. Halfway through, I got up, went to the bathroom, and as soon as I picked up the book, forgot what I was looking for. I can't even cheat right. FML
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sailorguy 2
YDI for being a cheating low life crooked lousy student who can't do well without breaking the rules that other people follow.
DocBastard 40
Aww, you poor thing! You looked silly because you were cheating. Well boo ******* hoo, you idiot scumbag. Maybe you'll learn something from this experience, but based on your story, you haven't got two brain cells to rub together. Repeat after me, "Is that for here or t? go?" Get used to saying that.
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Comments (203)
dansco 25
YDI for trying to cheat! Even if you didn't use the note, you intended too! Shame you didn't get caught...
PurpleWaffles 2
That's cute.
Bofferding_fml 6
a study said that people cheating on exams are more likely to end up taking drugs and having unfaithful relationships! ydi
Kevin721_fml 4
If you were wearing a skirt and held ur hand over ur crotch, them are you a girl with balls or a boy wearing skirt
rattusrattus 19
Girls have crotches. Shocking, isn't it. [/sarcasm]
kykyshay 0
haha! at least you didn't get caught.
ifiwere 0
you totally deserved it but that is hilarious.
Got_any_grapes1 4
i love u
emjay09 0
so were you lifting up your skirt while taking the test?? hoe bag.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
You don't necessarily have to lift up a skirt to slip something under it. You don't even have to lift it up to slip something out from under it.
MeleMallory 0
I wish I had a bag to keep my gardening tools in.
cheeksMcgeeks 3
CHEATERS GONNA CHEAT
stevenmx86 8
Ydi cheating loser