Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML
Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML
Today, I was taking an exam and I knew I was unprepared, so I wrote some cheat notes on my ankle. As I cross my legs to look at my notes, I realize I wore tall boots to class. I can't even cheat properly. FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, I raised my hand to answer a question, but I forgot the answer, so when the teacher called on me, I just said, "I need to pee." FML
Today, while studying in the library, I felt a sudden urge to pass gas. There were not too many people around, so I let it go while in my seat and it went unnoticed. What caught the attention of everybody was the puddle slowly forming under my seat. Turns out, I farted so hard I pissed myself. FML
Today, since I always fall asleep in class, I decided not to go to the bathroom beforehand, hoping the need to pee would keep me awake. I ended up falling asleep and wetting myself in the middle of the lecture. FML
Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML
Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML
Today, I had my end of year physics exam. I wasn't sure about some stuff, so I hid my notes and textbook in the bathroom. Halfway through, I got up, went to the bathroom, and as soon as I picked up the book, forgot what I was looking for. I can't even cheat right. FML
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sailorguy 2
YDI for being a cheating low life crooked lousy student who can't do well without breaking the rules that other people follow.
DocBastard 40
Aww, you poor thing! You looked silly because you were cheating. Well boo ******* hoo, you idiot scumbag. Maybe you'll learn something from this experience, but based on your story, you haven't got two brain cells to rub together. Repeat after me, "Is that for here or t? go?" Get used to saying that.
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jess6blondie9 3
That's what you get for cheating.
Wurby 8
Hawt.
TayonaC 10
ha I like the picture
urdirtyolduncle 15
yes just like your pic is "hawt"
holymolybro 0
So, did you ever find the note?
wyld3fyr3 3
I read this as "I was cheating so I looked stupid when I got away with it." This isn't a "**** my life" kind of moment. This is a "woo-*******-hoo! I didn't get caught cheating and get thrown out of college for academic dishonesty, I'm ******* lucky" moment. If you wanted to learn how to improve your subtlety, slight of hand, and dishonesty, why didn't you just become a pickpocket instead of paying money to do it?
vbmg152 19
Well said!!
mini14 1
Wow that's just kind of a fail. All the commenters that are saying cheating is wrong, or whatever, seriously? Like you never have? Just cause you people got caught isn't their fault.
Zomg_Okay 27
@40 I've never cheated so I'm entitled to my opinion that cheating is wrong.
Lorysa 11
I think you make a good point. If it's just an elective filler class like high school etiquette, does it really matter in the long run? On the other hand, if a college med student cheated, that could mean stupid doctor later on, which is really bad. The weird thing is that every teacher has a different idea of cheating. In one of my classes, we were allowed to write notes on a 3x5 card for the exam, so I wrote on both sides of it in the tiniest handwriting possible and was able to fit in lots of material.
DocBastard 40
Yes, like totally seriously! Not everyone cheats, dumbass. Some of us studied and didn't have to cheat.
puddy_fml 0
I have never cheated. All people who cheat in life need to be quarantined together. degenerates. *exasperated sigh*
ImaginaryFoe 1
Does a person have to be perfect to point out that doing something wrong is wrong? It is wrong to cheat. If you cheat, you deserve all of the negative consequences.
Kadz184 0
that's bad for your ******.
KiddNYC1O 22
I lol at this.
POPO28_fml 0
haha
varkey 7
you are ******* stupid YDI
zeta24 0
karma
DelPiero10 0
netherlands? ESPAÑA CAMPIONES DEL MUNDO!!!!!!
interexntsc 12
let's see, you were cheating and still too stupid to finish before the guy next to you. get used to your life being fckd - its the only way you are going to survive.