Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML
Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML
Today, I was taking an exam and I knew I was unprepared, so I wrote some cheat notes on my ankle. As I cross my legs to look at my notes, I realize I wore tall boots to class. I can't even cheat properly. FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, I raised my hand to answer a question, but I forgot the answer, so when the teacher called on me, I just said, "I need to pee." FML
Today, while studying in the library, I felt a sudden urge to pass gas. There were not too many people around, so I let it go while in my seat and it went unnoticed. What caught the attention of everybody was the puddle slowly forming under my seat. Turns out, I farted so hard I pissed myself. FML
Today, since I always fall asleep in class, I decided not to go to the bathroom beforehand, hoping the need to pee would keep me awake. I ended up falling asleep and wetting myself in the middle of the lecture. FML
Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML
Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML
Today, I had my end of year physics exam. I wasn't sure about some stuff, so I hid my notes and textbook in the bathroom. Halfway through, I got up, went to the bathroom, and as soon as I picked up the book, forgot what I was looking for. I can't even cheat right. FML
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sailorguy 2
YDI for being a cheating low life crooked lousy student who can't do well without breaking the rules that other people follow.
DocBastard 40
Aww, you poor thing! You looked silly because you were cheating. Well boo ******* hoo, you idiot scumbag. Maybe you'll learn something from this experience, but based on your story, you haven't got two brain cells to rub together. Repeat after me, "Is that for here or t? go?" Get used to saying that.
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shinydragonmist 0
how did you even manage to look at the note and/or hide it without being noticed
ChibiChibi_fml 28
I think that has to do with the fact that most of the time your peers won't rat you out. As long as what you are doing doesn't specifically screw them over, they just pretend it's not happening. In some cases even if it does screw them over they won't rat you out. I remember once when I was in school my entire class got after because no one would say who's cell phone had kept ringing. All of us except the teacher knew who's phone it was, but we also knew if we said anything she would have her phone taken away, so no one told.
mrstzeed 1
I did the same thing the other day lol
saturnsonic 3
quick someone breakout the sad trombone....
i_fukked_JB 0
fap,fap,fap.......
AEverydayDouche 1
I´m pretty sure everyone in your class knows that you pee sometimes.
Dennisse_47 17
hahaha, I can actually picture this being a new way of cheating... I mean, writing notes on your hand is sooo out. It's all about the skirts now :) lol
Alexsgirl 0
people act like they never cheated you guys are the dumbasses not her
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Perhaps that's because some people never have felt the need to cheat. Some people are smart enough to study and/or get help when they need it so they don't have to cheat. I think the fact that you assume every person on the planet HAS cheated makes you the dumb ass.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
If something bad happens because of you cheating then you deserve it. If you fail because you were caught cheating, you deserve it. If you have to embarrass yourself to avoid being caught, you deserve it. The reason they deserve it is because the whole situation wouldn't have happened had they not been doing something that they knew was against the rules. It's as simple as that. Not cheating = Not being embarrassed, easy math.
cldean24 4
next time wear a jacket and tape your notes by the zipper. duh. or use the water bottle method. if it's a math test program things in your quakulator. or wear long sleeves and write on your arm. tape notes to the bottom of your shoe. heck tape it to the inseam of your skirt. you have so many options and utilized zero good ones. you should have gotten caught.
r6_fml 4
Am I the only one aroused by this?
shinydragonmist 0
what was the test in