Celebrate good times come on!

Look on the bright side, you are atleast not getting an unwanted child...

time to replace it, most likely gone bad, no longer effective. on another note, it sucks that's it's been at least a year since you saw any action. sorry op :(

Was it a trojan doe

Sorry. If it's been in your pocket for a year, it's now classified as a water balloon. You do know what they're for, right?

Condoms last a surprisingly long time. I forgot I had one sitting in a box in my old bedroom at my dad's house and it didn't expire until last month. It had been there for 4 or 5 years ago at least.

At least your not waking up in a random girls house and trying to sneak out at the ass crack of dawn. Don't be down because you're in a slump, it happens to everyone.

Maybe OP had lots of sex without condoms, like me? :D

DUDE...you haven't washed your pants in a year??.. A little gross man.

It is probably bad now, which is what everyone else is saying. What no one else is saying but should be, is that you should be using them to jerk off. Not all the time, but if you use one every once in a while, you get practice with them. A condom can kill the mood if you take too long to suit up. For some guys, putting one on is a boner killer and they lose their hard-on even if they are currently using it. . These situations can be avoided if you get yourself used to using a condom. Also, you can try different types out and find ones that you like. The final bonus to using condoms while jerking off is that it prevents your current problem. Condoms can go bad, like yours has. Using them while jerking ensures that your condoms don't get to old to use.

Haha this is glorious. I would say I'm sorry but this is too funny

Changing your pants once awhile might help you "lose" it.

You should probably wash your jeans...